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Forty Years And Six Feet Apart

by rothning on Jul 14, 2020
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

I tapped on the window to thank the Instacart delivery girl who had just dropped my groceries at the front door. She said something I couldn't hear, gesticulating towards one of the bags. I put on my black cloth mask and opened the door. "I'll need to see your ID because of the champagne." Caitlin had dark spiky hair and a southern accent and was wearing a...

A Night in Old Havana

by pbon44 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Danny, short for Daniela stepped out of the rear seat of her Cadillac that pulled in to the entry court of the old Townsend house. She was dressed in a modern interpretation of a 1920's flapper dress. Several cars were unloading with people rushing to enter the party. Danny was attending what the invitation said was a night in Old Havana. It was a charity...

How to Save and Observe Earth Day

by SuperHeroRalph on Sep 14, 2017
How To

This is a Earth Day contest story. Please vote. * For those of you who are concerned about saving the planet, here are some things you can do. If you live in an area that has a lot of sunny days, get yourself off the grid by installing solar panels and using the sun to help power your house. Instead of buying electricity from the electric company, solar e...

Dear Debora Pt. 02

by pbon44 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

It is the morning after the Saturday wine tasting. Carol and I made love the evening before. She was still sleeping but I was restless. I was up early despite the cold front that moved through overnight I made my half-hour walk around my neighborhood. I had coded lock on the back door so I did not need my keys. I touched the numbers on the keypad and heard t...

Satan's Script

by SevMax2 on Jul 14, 2020
NonHuman

"You're a hard man to find, you know?" I heard behind me, turning around to see her there. My little sister, Stephanie. The only part of my growing up that I remembered fondly. The only person growing up, including our parents, who didn't treat me like dog shit. Suffice it to say that my overall first impression of the much vaunted traditional, nuclear fam...

Customer Satisfaction

by 1Stranger on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

Working for a furniture company I sometimes get sent out on customer call backs for defective or damaged furniture. Most of the time it’s just pain in the ass housewives who you can never satisfy, but sometimes I get lucky and get a pleasurable experience where I’m really able to satisfy our customer. Like just the other day when I was sent out to go inspect...

The Real Deal Ch. 01

by Rob Conner on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

AUTHORS NOTE: ATFER READING HUNDRED OF STORIES ON THE NET ABOUT UNFAITHFUL WIVES WHO GET SEXUAL PLEASURE FROM SOME BIG COCKED STUD AND LAUGHED WHEN THEIR HUSBAND FINDS OUT, THEN CARRY ON WITH THEIR NEW LOVER. HERE’S A STORY ABOUT WHAT PROBALLY WOULD HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE. HOPE YOU ENJOY! WARNING! THIS IS AN ADULT STORY WITH A SEXUAL THEME! DO NOT READ IF YOU...

A Holiday Job

by Misslexia on Sep 14, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

'Bye!' Paul stirred briefly in bed as his twin, Anne, called out as she dashed from their holiday apartment. Paul glanced at his watch; it would be a rush but she should make it to the airport in time for her flight back to England. They had been on holiday at a popular Mediterranean resort for a week. Anne had to return for her job was starting, but joble...

Clinical Situation?

by magmaman on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

By the third year of my marriage to Donna it wasn't looking like we were ever going to get pregnant. It sure as hell wasn't from lack of effort, she did the charts, took her temperature, we both read everything we could think of. Then we would fuck like Minks, sometimes two or three times in an evening. I loved it when she got to the point where all she co...

Tax Deductible Sex

by estragon on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Won a slave auction to benefit a charity at Mephisto's? OK, but what about a charitable contribution deduction on your income tax? Francine Traline tried it, the IRS denied it, and Francine and her attorney Franklin Moore took them to Tax Court. Here's the decision (I wish; this is a JOKE, son). PURSUANT TO INTERNAL REVENUE CODE SECTION 7463(b), THIS OPINIO...