"Man, you're hopeless. You can't take her to a bookstore on the first date." Hide tells you "Why not? She might think it's an awesome idea." you argue "Look, don't do it. Trust me. She'll think your lame." "Then I'll take her to Big Girl for hamburgers." Hide laughs at your remark "I'm being serious, Hide. Quit la...
A Note to the Reader: Hello again cyber-reader of all things porn and smutty. I am writing to you because it has finally happened. I seem to have lost control of my characters, and they have gone on their own way, as they have threatened to do for awhile now. No one could be more surprised by this turn of events than I am. It seems that Sara and her band...
Let me make myself clear from the beginning so nobody can use this as "ammo" in feedback: my advice is not for everyone. I understand that no two writers are the same, and I accept this fact with good humor and without blame. Nevertheless, there are trademarks that certain authors may adopt for their own, and one of them is quality writing. This is a hassle...
Author's Note: Well, here it is, the final installment. Thanks once again to MugsyB and Annanova for encouragement, my beta reader J, and to estragon for copyediting. Any errors are mine, but hopefully there aren't many. Thanks to all who have read, voted and commented -- it means so much. Lara looked at Ryan over the top of her latté. "You guys fought ov...
FRIDAY, TWO MONTHS LATER As usual, I woke with the first light of the day, but on this morning I just couldn't bring myself to get out of bed right away. We found out yesterday that X is being transferred out of Bangkok; the company needs him elsewhere so our time here will soon come to an end. I looked around my room -- the maid's room. That's right, two...
The short path that ran between two rows of backgardens was a regular part of young Alan's route home from work. On this particular long hot summer day, he was struck by a woman hanging out her washing. She was a shapely long-haired blonde, and was pinning a pair of black nylon panties to the line. Alan slowed, his heart pumping, and stared as much as he dar...
Not long ago a low budget film slipped into theaters, made some impression with critics, picked up a lot of viewers mostly through word of mouth and then slipped off into a respectable showing in video and DVD sales. This was not the ordinary triple X film you might expect to find reviewed here at Literotica, it was basically a mainstream, R- rated film. Sur...
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Introducing a horny young man. This tale starts slow, but is bound to get juicier in future installments. It is not meant to be taken seriously despite the weighty matters it deals with. All characters are fictional and are over eighteen. --- The young man tramped along the sand immune to the charms of his surroundings. The bright blue sky, the soothing t...
My "Diary" series is something of a sequel to Operation: Final Fantasy, featuring a new cast, although many familiar faces will return. However, as a result I did have to take some liberties with the timeline in this story. It is written in three very distinct "Books", if you will; each one is drastically different from the next but will feature the same pro...