by
Rev. Dave Springer
on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays
THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO
OR THINGS THEY NEVER TAUGHT ME IN SUNDAY SCHOOL
Why Boaz Married Ruth
I remember my mother telling me that Grandma Coit had once said that the Bible was the dirtiest book she had ever read. At the time, when I was in high school, I took that to mean that my maternal grandmother had been conservative in her choice of literature. B...
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by
NaughtyMike
on Sep 13, 2017
Reviews & Essays
Edited by Pantera Bonita
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The Bible makes all kinds of sexual references. These references are vague and glossed over in idioms and translated out of the text. Because of this no holds barred fucking format, I am able to factually relate these terms in basic crude English.
NOAH
Chapter 9 of Genesis has an awkward scene involving a drunken Noah wh...
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by
wistfall1
on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays
PLEASE NOTE
There will be no voting—this is for information only. However comments are welcome, as are PMs and email with any questions about this essay. However any comment which is simply "testimony" otherwise known as witnessing. by churchy people, argumentative, or preachy, will be deleted immediately. This is not a forum for debating—most of the facts...
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by
Deborah
on Sep 14, 2017
Toys & Masturbation
"Judy!"
"Yes, Mom?"
"Are you ready for church?"
"Almost, Mom."
"Well, hurry up or we'll be late. I'm eager to have a personal relationship with Jesus, how about you?"
"Yes, Mom, I sure am."
Half an hour later they sat in their pews in the hot, crowded church. Reverend James Bragg strutted to the podium, about to begin his Sunday sermon. It had been adv...
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by
miskeivitch
on Aug 30, 2017
Erotic Couplings
I sat in the hotel lobby room waiting for Tamar. I whiled away the time with the current edition of the Jerusalem Post and numerous cups of Israeli kafeh botz. The cut and thrust of Israeli politics was interesting enough but what I really wanted were the latest CFL football scores. That day in Israel, the sports pages consisted of third-rate soccer teams fr...
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by
Church_Lady59
on Sep 19, 2017
Mature
[My last offering was a little too horrific for some, but I only embellish the tales. I do not make them up! (See the story of Jael in the Non-consensual Sex section if you dare.) With this one, I hope to please some who found offense in the latter tale. The Bible tells the story of the world's first MILF!]
Potiphar only cared about the food that went in...
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by
Dvora Sosan
on Sep 11, 2017
Novels and Novellas
Kim and Caitlin sat in the kitchen drinking coffee and munching on bagels and reading. Sal strolled in from just showering.
"What written word are you girls so engrossed in this morning?" Sal inquired pleasantly. "Look at my bum, Caitlin, it's still red! You are a brute."
"What the hell did you two do to each other last night after I fell asleep?" Kim...
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Dvora Sosan
on Sep 14, 2017
Novels and Novellas
Pt. V: The Good Doctor
Brett Sanderson had anticipated some difficulty in persuading Caitlin Cornplanter, Ph.D., to accompany him to Las Vegas and meet with Jack Davis. He couldn't have been more wrong about the good doctor's enthusiasm for the endeavor.
"First, Brett, call me Caitlin," she interrupted when they spoke for the first time on the phone. "Sec...
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by
Dvora Sosan
on Sep 14, 2017
Novels and Novellas
Pt. XIX: Matches Made in Heaven (or Hell?)
Jack explained to Caitlin, Kim and Sal his activities regarding the 'locusts.'
Araqiel, Kakabel and Penemue have been frequenting a certain establishment, The Horny Devil. One of the real hotspots in Reno, even the casino crowd likes to show their faces.
"I have been unable to follow the three to wherever they c...
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by
Dvora Sosan
on Sep 12, 2017
Novels and Novellas
Pt. I: The Locusts
Like locusts, they came swarming out of the Badwater Basin of Death Valley. They rode smoking Harleys in groups of ten. Each day another group of ten wove their way through each other's dust clouds on the road from the abyss to their assignations. The names of the leaders of the locusts, Samazaz, Araklba, Rameel, Kobablel, Tamlel, Ramel,...
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