Humor & Satire
1
I see it on TV; I see it everywhere,
Sex is all around me and I just want my share,
I smell it in the wind; the scent is oh so strong,
So if you want a good time mine is nine inches long,
Chorus
You know I’d like to take you from behind,
When you bend over you blow my mind,
There’s nothing that I would not do,
To help me to get inside of you,
2
You’re...
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by
itthatlurks
on Nov 18, 2018
Fetish
Welcome to the story, please choose a character.
The world building will soon comence tomorrow as I am more interested in where the story goes first. So please be patient with me as this is my first story.
For now if you want some of the concept then look to the synopsis.
I have returned to the story after several months break and shall be, hopefully, postin...
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PuttyHund
on Sep 12, 2017
Loving Wives
As tradition, my wife Emily began bugging me about attending her annual Christmas Party. Working for an advertising agency, her company always had some type of weird non-traditional theme. For example, last year the firm had a Christmas Vacation theme where everyone was wearing beach attire and drinking margarita cider. As usual, my wife told me that this pa...
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by
15inches
on Sep 25, 2017
Group Sex
My name is Chris and I had to share an experience I had with 3 of the sexiest and sluttiest girls that I met through my College roomate. Before I get into the details though I should tell the readers a bit about myself. I am 18 years of age, I have light brown hair and blue eyes, 6-2 205 pounds with a well toned body that is almost completely hairless. Altho...
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by
firefly410
on Sep 19, 2017
Group Sex
The Beach
He approached to outcrop of rocks, it was approaching noon, and he had been walking for almost an hour, it was twenty minutes or so since he last saw anyone on the beach. He looked over his shoulder at the empty beach behind him; he commenced to climb the rocks that separated the beach he had just strolled along and the unseen beach the other side...
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by
Learningfast
on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish
We are very much in love, my wife Katherine and I. In fact, our love and affection are legendary among our families and friends. People will call out, "Here come the loving couple," as if we were the only such couple in the world!
We talk a lot. Especially on one occasion 4 years ago. At the start, nothing special; just reminiscing about life and people and...
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by
DDDDave
on Sep 16, 2017
First Time
The following is a story first published on another web site under a slightly different nom de plume. I decided to post it here as well since there have been several mentions of it in posting for other of my stories. I'm trying to make sure that all of my works are posted here. Please note that aside from this foreword I have made no changes in any way. I ho...
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by
TX_Fun_Dr
on Sep 19, 2017
Interracial Love
All characters are at least 18 years of age
Chapter 8 – Epilogue
I hope you enjoyed my story. I think Marcus really did an excellent job. As I promised I'm adding my closing remarks here. School was out last week ALL THREE OF MY BOYS graduated. In fact Marcus shocked the hell out of everyone in school when he graduated as Valedictorian. What's better Ty...
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by
hstarg
on Mar 19, 2010
Erotic Couplings
It's your 18th birthday: Congratulations, you're legal!
And it's about time, too. You've been waiting to unleash yourself upon the attractive, young female populous for some time. And now you get to do it. Will you bed the attractive blond cheerleader? Or perhaps her and all her pom-pom flailing friends? The shy, bookish one who needs to be unleashed? Or may...
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littleerection
on Sep 18, 2017
Fetish
There I was, in the waiting room. I was very nervous, because I was going in for a physical, and I knew it would be a nurse that was going to examine me. My name is mark, and I have a bit of insecurity. Well, actually I had a LOT of insecurity, and it was about my penis size. I was only 2 ½ inches long and had a girth of 2 ¾ inches when hard. When soft, my p...
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