Mike always said that the best surprise was the kind that scared the Hell out of you at first. Me, I always thought he was nuts. And in a sense, he was more than just a bit off. But then, I'm not entirely sane either. Anyway, it all started when I was out camping in the mountains of Arizona. I had been at my campsite for almost a full week when I starte...
I was just about to leave for the bar to have some drinks with my buddies when I wife Mindy interrupted me. "Mark, hold on, I'm coming along," she called. I turned to see my wife dashing toward me. She was awkwardly hopping on one foot as she pulled on her second high-heeled sandal. In that hunched over position, I could see right down the front of her li...
There are certain events in any couples lives that happen when you are least expecting it. Last week my wife and I had one of those evens occur. My wife and I are your typical North American Christian couple. I work and she stays at home with our youngest child who is not in school yet. Our other three children are all in school full time. Because of our b...
My wife and I volunteered to work at a fundraiser recently. It was a nice event, so we had to dress accordingly. We got there about 5pm. I was wearing a black button up dress shirt, dark jeans, and black dress shoes. She was wearing black dress pants, an aqua sleeveless top, and tan open toe heels. Her toes were freshly painted pink. A little more about he...
The restaurant at the hotel was full of happiness and joy. The startup that my wife helped fund finally went public. Everyone in the room was worth more on paper than they had ever imagined. The fact that they hadn't turned a profit yet would be tomorrow's concern. As I mingled with the new millionaires and their backers I watched my wife work the room lik...
After our experience we all spent the whole day texting and talking about how the night went and what we wanted to do tonight. The girls kept sneaking sexier and sexier pictures via our group Snapchat throughout the day, to tease me and Mark. On top of the group chats, we have all been texting each other individually. Mark told me that he had as amazing of...
Rose had sent me a cryptic text message informing me to get home soon. I have learnt to treat Rose's messages seriously and wondered what she was up to this time. I raced home and discovered her up to her usual tricks. This time, however, it was my wife who was participating in her antics. I stood outside our bedroom and looked at the scene before me. My wi...
During out trip home after a wild weekend in the Chicago area...we had this discussion: "You know what?... A threesome sounds like a great idea! Remember the threesome we had with your young lawyer friend? That was some great fun. I don't know if you realized it or not, but on the way up we passed each of the hotels where you met him for those special evenin...
Last Friday night one of our close friends stopped after work by for a glass of wine or two. We hadn't seen Steve in a while and as you may know from our other stories my wife Jolene and Steve are very close. We have had the opportunity to include Steve in our sex lives frequently; he is one of our closest friends. I opened a bottle of wine and Steve and I v...
Have you ever done anything absolutely crazy... just to see if you could? That must've been what my wife and I were thinking last week, because I can't explain how else it all happened. Jenny and I have two children, ages five and seven; and this summer, for the first time, we sent them to a two-week-long day camp; and so my wife and I found ourselves ALON...