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Jenny's Medical Adventure Ch. 10

by Capstick on Sep 15, 2017
Loving Wives

She drifted along as if in a trance through more hallways and doors. She was vaguely aware of a crowded elevator at one point, and the persistent buzz of background noises. She came back to reality finally, seated in another quiet examination room. Jessica was helping her up by one arm, and a different man had a hand under the other. "Welcome back!" said Je...

Nancy and the snake

by Frogsporn on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Nothing phases Nancy. She is a busty blonde who has total belief in human kindness. She just knows everyone loves her, and this gives her a joy and confidence in life that indeed make her adorable. And fearless: she could not conceive that anyone or anything could possibly harm her. Her consequent demeanour of brimming confidence stands her in excellent stea...

The Succubus 'n The Yogi Ch. 01

by Ashesh9 on Sep 2, 2017
Erotic Horror

I was attacked last night as I sat in the Padmasana pose meditating on my Squeezed Lingam's Svadisthana chakra! My attacker was a female Creature from Hell: a succubus I believe the Western civilization's Legends call It!?! But she, of course didn't know I was an accomplished Vedantist & when immersed in Adaivtya Vedanta/ Absolute Reality am beyond the gra...

One Night Stand

by JerseygirlZ on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Oh COME ON! You all know you have had at least one in your lifetime. I have had 3 I believe. That is a respectable number in my opinion. I have had the adventure but am not on the slut level compared to most "ladies". That's my story and I am sticking to it! One of my one night stands was what I refer to as "Life Changing". This night of passion changed my...

Distraction in the Lab Pt. 01

by farewell on Sep 16, 2017
Mature

The PCR thermal cycler started to howl, which meant that the reaction was reaching the end. I was around, busy with agarose gel melting in the microwave oven. When I poured the melted gel into the tray, she came in. She was the only woman in our laboratory, except two female sophomore students who worked only on Fridays. And yeah, she was a stunning one! He...

Anal With a Woman: A Guide for Men

by HombreAmigo on Sep 12, 2017
How To

It not hard or mysterious, but the first time can be a bit daunting. I remember going through the forums and 'how to' when I was trying to cross this bridge, and now, ten years later, I thought I'd offer some hard won advice to other men. Now, you could be in one of two positions; one, you have a partner who's willing to give it a go and are looking for the...

One Last Underground Adventure

by twistedgraygoat on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Ellie and I are again on our way to Atlanta for a Saturday night of fun and sex. We know this will be our last trip as school will be out for the summer in a few short weeks and I have already accepted a position in a Florida school district. Ellie has begun casually dating an educated local man and she wants to stay around to see where this new relationshi...

Trust

by Katmai on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

Chapter 1: Don't Get Upset Interesting. I was sitting in the cab of my Toyota Tundra letting the engine run. Thirty below on a dark mid-November afternoon in Fairbanks, Alaska, you needed to let your vehicle warm up. I had only been in the doctor's office for about an hour, but it was long enough that a ten minute engine warm up was necessary. It also gave...

Letter from Foxhall Village

by justincbenedict on Oct 22, 2019
BDSM

Dear Shoeblossom, I love your letters. They are all over Literotica and other sites, and they never fail to fascinate! So the other day my husband Pohan came home and I was having drinks with a couple who we are close friends with. I have to add, when Pohan gets in from work he often asks me to immediately release his catheter, so he can urinate, and he's...

Zach and Valerie

by Vitriolhack on Dec 12, 2018
Erotic Couplings

This story is inspired by real event that happened some 30 odd some years ago. Every time I think of them, they still get me all worked up! English is not my first language, but, just like sex, I try really hard to please! ;) Thank-you to my virtual literotica friend Syzoth for his feedback and my reviewer Nchalada for "suffering through" my draft. Aynone...