Welcome. The sign says Ye Olde Shoppe in quaint script but there is another sign. I sign that not everybody sees. Welcome. Yes that is my usual greeting but I have no need for the usual greeting as you are not the usual customer. I can tell straight away that you will soon become a regular. How can I tell you ask. Well, let's just call it experience. Some ma...
Sex Trek Episode 1 – Back in the Saddle Again Sex Trek 6969696969 to infinite…I am Captain Freddy T Qirk of the Star Ship Sexerprise. Our mission, besides stealing this killer ship from base, and making years of excuses why we never come back (out of cell phone range, static, and shit like that) or until the weed wears out, is to find new species of babes...
Ashta takes a moment to center herself from her ordeal, deeply breathing in the cool night air to relax on the rickshaw she shares with Antonia. The rickshaw rides down a wide pedestrian bridge over Hume River, pulled by a Kharcan, a chalk-white dwarfish alien no taller than four feet but has a massively muscular body, giving him greater strength than most h...
The small light cruiser made its approach to the Sol's system ignoring the patrolling warships outside the system. Now they were in hot pursuit and they had communicated a warning ahead for the rest of the fleet that a rogue ship was approaching. "It is heading straight for the dreadnought." Said the voice of one unidentified ship commander. "Intercept, in...
It was a frosty, uncomfortable weekend between Laura and me. She'd come home in the wee hours of the morning and spent most of Saturday with a hangover so bad the slightest noise caused her pain. After suffering Laura's short temper for a time, Alyssa and I bailed out and went to the park and we didn't come home until after dinnertime. That didn't suit Laura...
The stitched hide walls of the Bandit Queen's tent did little to stifle the noise of the feast going on outside. They had felled a boar that very day, and with the ale they had captured earlier in the week still in ready supply, she could hardly fault her men for wanting to enjoy themselves a bit. She was just thankful that their camp was far enough into the...
Chapter Six Zhou - 3756 C.E. Peripheral Operations Co-ordinator Zhou and the space craft in which it travelled were in actual fact a single individual. The whole entity might be relatively small and mostly consisted of engine, but the central processing unit made no distinction between its independently autonomous components and that part of the machine de...
Supermarkets. Nothing more profane, nothing more unspectacular. Overly ambitious people compare prices, get exalted by this week's bargain. Yet, every man who has not lost his manhood will treat the supermarkets as what they are: a pathetic regression from the heroic time of hunting your food. In the early times, only a man who could bring food home would be...
We'll pick up where we left off in "Ildarian Hamster Business." Our ethically challenged heroine decides to try an honest job for a change, but finds that old habits are hard to break. Thanks everyone for voting, it's very much appreciated :) * I have never been squeamish, I can take a judicial whipping without making too much of a fuss, but escaping the...
"Yes!" Wayne laughed like a maniac, holding his Enraptro-Raygun tenderly in his arms. "Finally, the world is within my grasp. Now, for some field testing..." "Momma, why is that hairy man over there giggling?" he pointed to me as I sat under the "Terminal 43A" sign, tapping away on my keyboard. "Shh, quiet, Tommy, it's impolite to make fun of the mentally...