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The Fable of Cumalot

by litdave on Sep 14, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

King David summoned Marlin. “Anounce my Betrothal to the Fair Lady 999999”, he said. “AT LAST, Sire, the population will be pleased, for you are a good and gracious King, we have no wars, poverty or sickness in the land, everybody leads a fufilled life in Cumalot, unlike Camelot next door, always warring”, Marlin said. “Youre’e right my good man, but kee...

Tax Deductible Sex

by estragon on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Won a slave auction to benefit a charity at Mephisto's? OK, but what about a charitable contribution deduction on your income tax? Francine Traline tried it, the IRS denied it, and Francine and her attorney Franklin Moore took them to Tax Court. Here's the decision (I wish; this is a JOKE, son). PURSUANT TO INTERNAL REVENUE CODE SECTION 7463(b), THIS OPINIO...

A Hard Decision

by madengineer3 on Sep 15, 2017
Non-Erotic

Copyright 2013 by madengineer3 There is no sex in this story. ******************* I thought I was faced with an unsolvable problem. I spent the better part of a year coming to a final decision. That decision was unpopular with my family and friends. However, it was the only way I could express my anger in a legal manner. Let me tell you about it. My name...

A Programming Whore

by homerdepot on Nov 4, 2019
Humor & Satire

Marge didn't have to wait long at the unemployment office. She had made an appointment to meet with a man named John McBride about getting a new job. She had majored in accounting, but didn't have any relevant experience in accounting. Marge's old job was wearing her out. She was on her feet all day. She needed special shoes with arch support. She was sitt...

West Texas Woman-Cost-Benefit Ratio

by Hornyman69WithU on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I traveled to the Midland/Odessa area several times alone on business several years back. Recently divorced then, I looked hard for any kind of sexual fun, but found nothing but very conservative, God-fearing people there. On my last trip there on the last full day I'd be in the area, I ate lunch at a blue-plate-special type of old-fashioned diner where th...

Breaking the Family Ch. 02

by JimBob44 on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

Tony Clark stepped off of the helicopter and ducked down to run to the elevator that would take him to the higher deck of the oilrig. He didn't like taking the helicopter; it made him nervous, but for whatever reason, Benoit had requested him out there A.S.A.P. so he took the offered helicopter instead of the boat. Jack Cuccione, the Project Manager waved h...

"I Could Write a Book"

by estragon on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

"I COULD WRITE A BOOK" But That Doesn't Mean You Get a Deduction Budding authors, before you sing Richard Rodgers' and Lorenz Hart's 1940 classic song from "Pal Joey", read and heed the lesson United States Tax Court Judge Vasquez gives you would-be best-sellers in Michael S. Oros, 2012 T. C. Mem. 4, filed 1/4/12. Mike worked full-time for Intel (ba-bing,...

Angela's Portfolio Ch. 1

by Angela Ashe on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

April 15th is fast approaching. I looked over all my tax stuff the other day. Oh shit! Brought back memories of a few months back when I was audited by the IRS for last year's return. I am a high-priced call girl. Very high-priced. I doubt you could afford me. But I'm worth it. I file a tax return reporting all my income. Surprised? It's not that unusual....

Abby

by TxRad on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex

Ah yes, Abby! She brings back such fond memories. She was a cheerleader when I first saw her. A short skirt, a bulky sweater, pom-poms, and a beautiful, vivacious, athletic young woman... what else could a man ask for? I spent wonderful hours watching her bounce around, kick her legs up, and do cartwheels almost every afternoon after school. We were both bre...

Oh Dumb Meter

by moreandmore on Jun 9, 2020
Non-Erotic

This completely non-erotic tale is about one of the most fascinating (to me anyway) projects I was hired to do. It fits right into the "2020 Literotica Geek Pride Story Event". Thanks to Chloe Tzang for organizing this event. For those of you who comment that my stories appear to have been written by a geek, you now have your confirmation. Guilty as charged...