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Tax Deductible Sex

by estragon on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Won a slave auction to benefit a charity at Mephisto's? OK, but what about a charitable contribution deduction on your income tax? Francine Traline tried it, the IRS denied it, and Francine and her attorney Franklin Moore took them to Tax Court. Here's the decision (I wish; this is a JOKE, son). PURSUANT TO INTERNAL REVENUE CODE SECTION 7463(b), THIS OPINIO...

Gold Card Ch. 17

by MungoParkIII on Sep 15, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

  November 8th, 2007 Susan Fowler Knowles 637 Main Blvd. #327 Quinty, MA Re: Gold Card accounts Dear Gold Card holder, As Interim Chief Executive Officer of the Gold Card company I am writing to all of our customers in regards to their Gold Card accounts and the premium offers provided with those accounts. After receiving an overwhelming amount...

Camera Girl

by olderhormones on Jan 20, 2020
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

© Copyright 2020. All rights reserved. This is a work of fiction. All characters depicted are 18 years and over. * Okay, I admit it, I am hooked. After a year of putting my naked body on the Internet, I am addicted. It all started my sophomore year in college when the business my parents were running went bankrupt through no fault of their own. It seems t...

Halloween Proposal - No More Candy

by andtheend on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

What if, instead of candy, we passed out something else, something we all could use. For those of you who thought that I was proposing marriage by writing this Halloween Proposal, I'm not. I'm proposing a change in how we celebrate Halloween and trick or treat for that matter in general. What I am proposing is that it's time for a change in what we pass out...

How to View Porn

by Algonquin Twit on Sep 16, 2017
How To

For those of us whose proudly stand as the Religious Right of the Republican Party there are some added challenges we face because of our staunch beliefs. Yes, the very positions we uphold in society often leave us lamenting the freedoms that the leftward leaning of the nation enjoy. This is especially true when it come to viewing pornography. Viewing porno...

Charity Auction

by FurLove on Sep 13, 2017
Romance

There's this Charity Auction that changes his life. The actors in this script are of legal age, but may portray maturing young adults. This is a work of adult erotic fiction and contains descriptions of sexual acts between consenting adults. If you're under the age of consent where you reside, delete this file immediately. If it is illegal to obtain adult l...

Toe Be or Not Toe Be

by wife2hotblk on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish

I HATE my feet. I was born with toes so long that they resemble little fingers. I could almost play piano with them; my reach is so long. My second toe is considerably longer than my big toe. To make matters even worse, my toes are rather thin as well. Worse yet it seems to be a dominant trait with four of my five children having inherited the same horrid bi...

IRS Audit

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 16, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

Dear Agent Edna Bitterly, It appears that I have managed to make matters worse for myself. I am so dreadfully sorry for taking advantage of you, for getting you drunk, and for having sex with you under false pretenses. Please find it in your heart to forgive me. My excuse is that I temporarily lost my mind. I was at my last desperate hope. I did not know w...

Peter Priper Ch. 10

by jinghiz on Dec 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Lily and Violet were standing over a naked man. He lay on the ground, battered and bruised, covering his crotch. He was also staring up Violet's skirt, and smiling at what he saw. Lily was drinking from a bottle of Gatorade, and Violet was finishing a can of beer. "You're not going to hydrate properly drinking that stuff," said Lily. "I know," said Violet...

The Sacred Band Ch. 18

by potsherd22 on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

This chapter will not make a whit of sense if you have not been following the story. The Sacred Band chapter eighteen Epilogue. told by Laura. Well of course we had a party to celebrate our freedom from Rotkoff, and every now and again from then 'til now we have got together at the Mardi Gras Roadhouse for an evening of reminiscence and remembrance. Ou...