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Virtual Reality: Pokemon D/P Ch. 1

by deathlynx on Sep 19, 2017
Chain Stories

Disclaimer: this story is a work of fiction based on the characters in the video game: Pokemon: Diamond/Pearl. I make no claims of ownership towards these characters, only the twisted things they do in this story belong to me. If you find this story on any site except Literotica, it has been stolen from me, I would appreciate you letting me know! Enjoy the s...

The Bird Catches The Cat

by rpickman on Jul 14, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

In roughly 42 hours, the Iceberg Lounge would be hosting the "Snowbird Charity Auction", a gala event to raise funds for the critically endangered Arctic Curlew. If one were to examine the guest list, they'd likely take note of a surprising lack of well-known, wealthy philanthropists for what was purportedly a charity event. Names like Wayne, Kord, Quinn or...

Batgirl '68 Ch. 07

by 123z on Jan 15, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Note- Batman and other characters are owned by DC Comics not I. This is just a parody of those mentioned and is not written for monetary gain. I have tried to capture the kitsch of the sixties show which I adore. Dedicated to Adam and Yvonne as always. xxx A pleasant evening in Gotham City, but an evening that seems relatively quiet is no guarantee against...

A Wet Dream on Elm Street

by Sean Renaud on Sep 12, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Christina slowly adjusted the fit of her thigh length dress and looked around at the room. Filled to the brim with fluffy penguins and colorful bears it was her sanctuary. A place where only she could go. She smiled and jumped down into the pile of stuffed beasts and seized one against her firm breasts and rolled onto her back. Brunette curls spilled backwar...

Coffee Nips Anonymous

by ReverendAnimal on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

BOOK ONE - Addiction "Newton?" I asked my roommate in a puzzled voice. "Did you take a bath this morning?" "Why Animal," answered the bespectacled wolverine, with his usual smugness, "is one missing?" "As a matter of fact yes!" Approaching the door, he peered into the bathroom to confirm my statement. Not only was the bathtub missing but also the sink, t...

Driving To Work

by AnonymousMonkey1 on Sep 14, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Breakfast was like any other, two eggs over easy, two strips of bacon, a slice of toast and a glass of OJ. Ashley sat at her table and read the newspaper as she nibbled on a piece of toast, reading a fascinating story on the front page about a man who broke into the zoo two nights before and sodomized some penguins in the Antarctica exhibit. She giggled to h...

Tux

by Jaisen on Sep 12, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

Betsy finally switched her computer over to Linux. She'd gotten tired of Vista dying on her every week. Drew, her boyfriend, had helped her switch everything over. She sat and did the work, while he prompted her. Betsy was happy and getting use to the new desktop and other little tricks needed. She smiled too, when Drew called her a Penguin head. Tux the pen...

The Red Penguin

by Jimmie Blakesong on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

I’ve been looking for this place for most of my life. Well, at least half of it. I started thinking about it when I turned twenty-five, you start to wonder at that quarter-century mark just what the hell you’ll be doing when you get old, when you retire. I mean you want to be where you want to be, and I wanna die happy. I’ve been lucky, I’ll turn fifty-two...

How Marcus Met His Wife Pt. 01

by married_but_curious on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

(Author's note: This first installment is weighted more toward humor than erotica -- if you're looking for hardcore fucking right away, check out some of my other stories instead.) Chapter 1. Marcus' Personal Ad Mountain Man seeks SWF who can run a chain saw. Include picture of chain saw. Ad #7689. *** Hi, I'm Marcus. I'm a 29 y.o. SWM, 6'2", 195#. I lik...

Let's Be Batman Pt. 10

by BatmansDick on Sep 11, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

(This one might be more entertaining if you've played Batman: Arkham Origins. Hope you enjoy it!) Tommy was at a computer at one of Gotham City public libraries. 'Scarface had mentioned someone before I, uh...' Tommy tried not to think about Peyton Riley's ass. '...Before I captured them. Who the fuck is the Penguin?' "Library is closing, last call," The...