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Count of Monte Bistro

by rattails on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

AUTOR'S NOTE: Written with apologies to Edmond Dantes, Mercedes, Danglas, Fernand Mondgo, Fernando DeVille, Caderouse, Villefort, and of course to Alex, r.i.p. ***** Eugene Danos was elated. Cadillac had accepted his proposal of marriage. The young Frenchman's highway to paradise was now assured. Together they would travel life's highways for better or wo...

Look but don't touch

by gumbynj on Aug 19, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

This is a simple story, and a simple lesson. Do you have fantasies? No problem there, I think we all do and by their nature they go beyond the normal rules. Where you draw the line depends on what you consider to be naughty. I'm not a prude, and undoubtedly more reserved than some free spirits. I hope that you don't find this story tedious or bland....

Sex and Motorcycles

by duskshade on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Midsummer in South Texas is tough. Sure, it’s not Death Valley, where the asphalt sticks to your boots as you cross the parking lot, but it’s brutal. On a Saturday afternoon in the middle of July, the sun beats down hard enough to make the skin tingle almost immediately. It was a bad day to have to fix my motorcycle. Yes, I ride. No, I’m not some greasy bi...

Serving My Students: Ainsley Pt. 02

by NapalmHeatToo on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

This is the continuation of the Serving My Students Series. Please start with Ainsley Pt. 1. Please provide feedback and votes to help me improve my work. Thanks and Enjoy! ******************** I awake to the sound of my phone alerting me that I have a text message. I reach over to the nightstand and see that it is 8am and it is a text from Ainsley: Ai...

A Capital Affair Ch. 04

by miskeivitch on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

Have you ever lost something but you were happy about it? That happened to me at an embassy party. I got into this paradoxical situation because of a rather well set up quickie with the Ambassador in his office. At some point during the, uh, event, my panties went flying and I couldn't find them afterwards. Either there's some incriminating evidence for his...

A Big Joke on Us

by Ghost Tea on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Hey, you! Yes, you! Sit down for a moment and keep me company. Why? Well, because I want to tell you about how "free speech" as we call it is completely fuckin' flawed! Calm the fuck down, please! You can put down your guns and lawsuits for a moment so as to hear me out first. I was a little hasty... free speech isn't flawed but rather those sad little monk...

Blind Date

by cariadferch-usa on Apr 28, 2016
Romance

"Stupid rat's nest." You mutter staring into your bathroom mirror as you wrestle with your dirty blonde hair that has always been too thick to primp easily. Your blind date will be over within the hour and though you have some trepidation, there is also excitement, but at the very least you will look your best. Being in your mid thirties and recent...

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The Silversmith Arrangement Ch. 02

by MsKingston on Sep 21, 2020
Group Sex

I follow my Mistress up the stairs, wiping the cum off my face with a damp towel that was left on a tray for me as we walk. "Normally you'll be free to do whatever you like for dinner, your quarters of the mansion has its own kitchen and bathroom. You won't be expected to perform any actual maid duties, we have a staff that runs the house for us and many ma...

Kristie Goes on a Diet

by tripleflip on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Okay, so like when I started junior college, I had been kinda sorta wild that summer, like not skating or dancing. I hung out at the lake and ate burgers and fries, and the only exercise I was getting was Kung Fu and going to the pistol range with dad, so I had gotten kinda heavy. Now, I'm like 5'1, and I was like, 110, which isn't exactly tubby, even on m...

Her Cravings

by tadgh64 on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

If everything was going as planned Kim's partner Cathy will have invited her man friend over by now. Kim smiles in anticipation as she hurries to get home at the designated time and "catch" her lover in the act. She can't help but caress her erect nipples as she drives quickly through traffic. They love each other so much. When Cathy jokingly suggested that...