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Obstetricians versus Dog Breeders.

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Isn't there or shouldn't there be a law or a guarantee that we can return our parents when we are done with them and/or when we don't want or need our parents anymore? I was thinking how, as they age, when our parents are unable to care for themselves, and even though it is a terrible hardship for them to be so dependent upon their children, it is a real bu...

A Friend of a Friend Ch. 01

by Zachary on Jan 15, 2018
BDSM

She came to me as a friend. As the friend of a daughter of a friend, really. I am a professor of economics at a second (or third) tier university in western Canada. I am divorced, my children are adults, and I traverse my middle age years alone (even living alone in a condominium row house). I am fit, despite my years, though not the athlete I once was. I...

Teacher's Pet

by xxxstyle on Sep 14, 2017
BDSM

Allie's alarm blared at 7 o clock sharp. She had an 8 o clock class to prepare for. 7 came far too quickly. She was up much later than she should have been the night before, studying for her French exam. She left her dorm and traveled across the campus for her history class. She wore a little plaid skirt with stockings, and black tight fitting shirt. She lov...

Dialogue This

by Firebrain on Sep 1, 2017
How To

Dialogue This: Making Your Characters Talk Y'know, people often say to me: "Firebrain, how come you write such good dialogue?" My stock response (whilst smiling smugly) is that I watched a lot of Buffy. Now that's actually quite relevant - Joss Whedon is the king of quippy dialogue and gorgeously grey characters - but that doesn't help you, on the other si...

Have You Ever, Had a Foursome?

by speedodave on Apr 22, 2020
Group Sex

The phrase "Boardies are for Bogans" is what started one hell of a fun (and naughty) Easter Monday afternoon/evening. Let me start by making sure everyone knows the definitions. Boardies, refers to board shorts, what I often call dork shorts. Bogan, I feel like is an Australian slang word which I don't think I've heard else where in the world. It will take...

Have you ever had a foursome?

by AussieSpeedoGuy on Apr 22, 2025

The phrase “Boardies are for Bogans” is what started one hell of a fun (and naughty) Easter Monday afternoon/evening. Let me start by making sure everyone knows the definitions. Boardies, refers to board shorts, what I often call dork shorts. Bogan, I feel like is an Australian slang word which I don’t think I’ve heard else where in the world. It will take a...

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Wallflower Boogie

by chrislick on Sep 3, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I have never been attracted to the most gorgeous woman in the room. They always get enough attention anyway, and are often very aware that everyone fancies them. Maybe it is the philanthropist in me, but I am far more interested in the woman in the corner who is clean and presentable but clearly not expecting to be seduced. And it was in this frame of mind...

Whores Make Great Wives Pt. 01

by erectus123 on Nov 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

FRENCH WHORES MAKE GREAT WIVES (An interview with Gaspardo Del Tornet) {The teller of this tale, Gaspardo Del Tornet, talks of his life experience. Gaspardo is a French citizen born in Aix-en-Provence of a father who was very strict, being a Sergeant in the French military, and born of a French Moroccan mother, who was a baker, specializing in chocolate f...

My Cute Stumpy Thick End

by elfin_odalisque on Sep 14, 2017
Reviews & Essays

I confess to getting as excited, well almost, when the titans of punctuation lock horns on lit. as with the steamy stories - hey guys, you can dangle your participles in front of my eyes any time you like; fancy a conjunction? - and would love to see even more wise pieces on grammar and punctuation: 'Should it be Tess' or Tess's pussy? Discuss.' But really,...

Dirty Words

by Edwarlife on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

"'Cunt.' 'Pussy.' Among the most reviled words in English," teaching assistant Smith was telling his class. As he delivered his lecture on the history of English slang, Laura, at 23 the eldest student, sat back and took notice. She hiked up her skirt a little, enough to expose a hint of chestnut brown hair peeking out of her tight pink panties. "The Eskimos...