「ザキさん、こんなクソ寒い夜中になんの用ですか」 空気も凍るような寒さの夜、理由も告げずに俺を稽古場へ呼び出した小劇団の先輩、崎山に不満を隠さず声を掛けた。そこは、稽古場というより廃倉庫といったほうがしっくりくるボロ屋で、風が吹かないだけ外よりマシという状況だった。貧乏劇団ゆえ暖房器具など置いてすらない。 「おう、すまねぇな、森田。ちょっと見せたいもんがあってな」 「金貸してくれってのは無しですよ」 「そんなんじゃねぇよ。芝居の話だ、芝居の」 崎山はもう四十も半ば、芽の出ない役者だ。売れない理由は、今時となっては珍しい「飲む」「打つ」「買う」と三拍子を見事に揃えた素行の悪さが、業界中に知れ渡っているせいだった。どこぞの脚本家の奥さんに横恋慕して旦那に殺されかけただの、賭場で負けて裸で電車に乗って留置所に入れられ...
第一章 人妻修理工 "侄子，麻烦你了啊！" "你二舅妈这段时间又「坏了」......一直吵着要我肏她，真是没办法。" 一位大腹便便的中年人对着客厅正在站立后入自己美娇妻的小家伙说道。 站在小凳子上才够着少妇的小家伙一巴掌拍在了身前这个长腿舅妈的大屁股上。 "二舅，你太客气了，我可是你亲侄子，这么生分干什么，即使舅妈没坏，也可以叫我帮忙维护，反正我们家离得又不远。" 以前是天生丽质网红美女的舅妈被自己的小侄子撞得一颤一颤地。 站立前屈抱腿姿势就是站着弯腰向下，抱住自己的腿，也多亏二舅妈经常练习瑜伽才能穿着性感的黑丝逆兔女郎才能做出。 这样美丽的二舅妈还能从那双被分开的黑丝美腿中央，看到自己依旧的被站在小凳子上的小侄子用红到发紫的大撑开后不断的样子，甚至有...
Computer technician Seymour Cousineau (32), was annoyed to be accompanying Fred Stiles to a domestic client experiencing problems. The job was a fucking sub-performing laptop, not a complete company system gone AWOL. He assumed that odd-ball diversion related to his position as being one of the best computer systems engineer of the 33 electronic engineers/...
So today Dave Brubeck died, and when I heard the news I had to laugh to myself. There have always been two inside jokes that made Marty and me laugh since we got married, jokes which make no sense to anyone but us: "It's Brubeck" and "screensaver." Some backstory is in order, of course. When I was in college I did some "modeling," if you know what I mean....
About a month ago, I finally got sick and tired of local radio and, since I spend a lot of time in the car, I decided to finally join the "modern era" of music and bought an iPod and a car cassette adapter. Within an hour of arriving home with the iPod, I had a good range of music transferred to my iPod, and purposely went out driving later that afternoon to...
[Continuing Book 1: Cheating] "Your polling numbers are getting worse," Jacob said. Jacob Kelly was Jasmine's father. "Who told you that?" Jasmine said irritably. "Josh?" Jacob shrugged. Never confirm or deny, that's how he dealt with people, even his daughter. "You need to do better Jasmine," he said in a disapproving tone. "Dad I haven't even announce...
After divorcing my very hot blonde wife of 29 years old, we still lived in the same two floor house for some months. We had a very tidy and calm break up, and both knew it was the right thing to do. Values were too different. So we decided that she sleep upstairs in the bedroom, and I sleep downstairs in a room with that had an open staircase between the two...
Summary: The author proposes that in ten years (2023), a confluence of technologies will result in women no longer being able to expect privacy. Author's note: I actually started writing this just before WIRED released their July 2012 issue, "Here come the Drones", which touches on the technical aspects I discuss. Discussion: There should be no argument t...
We have had so much fun writing these stories, submitting them, and hearing your feedback. We have started posting older ones, which we wrote for each other never intending to share them with the public. This one is part of a series, please enjoy, and as always, we love to hear from you! :) J&J * I was alone in the house for the morning. Jill was at work,...
I rap my knuckles one, two, three on the open door. Bodhi looks away from Judge Judy on the ceiling-mounted TV and beams at me. "Hey, girl! You like my new digs?" I run over and jump on the hospital bed. He groans and pulls me in close for a kiss. "Oof, go easy on me. The drugs aren't that good." "Sorry, sorry." I kiss the tip of his nose. "Maybe you hav...