Since I, Beau Briton, have a book-learning disability that made it difficult for me to get through High School, this story is being written for me by a good friend of mine who is a college graduate. He is only one of two people that I have told this story to because I can't afford to have my loving wife Carla ever find out since it would hurt her badly -- IF...
A valuable lesson that many of the more popular kids in school, especially the jocks, never seem to learn, is don't piss off a geek. Sure, you're pretty or athletic and popular now, but time is a thief, and a relentless thief at that. Down the road those attributes will be taken from you, and you'll find that the geek you picked on is still a whole lot s...
Once in Sydney, Lajos and Natasha made contact with Ophelia Hartley. They met for a prearranged lunch at a restaurant near the Opera House. They took the opportunity to talk about a rehearsal and a plan for the balance of the week. They were initially booked for the stage containing approximately 500 seats. But when word got out that Natasha would also perf...
It's been a while gentle reader. I want to thank a couple unnamed Litsters for the encouragement to do this again. I had fun envisioning this and hope to start the submissions pumping out again. Please enjoy. ***** It was the perfect storm waiting to happen. My friend, Mo wanted to go see a football game at the local sports bar and I agreed. The downside i...
There are two definitions of "mania:" The common definition is "excessive excitement or enthusiasm; craze;" as in "Brazil has a mania for soccer." The medical definition is "Mental illness marked by periods of great excitement or euphoria, delusions, and over-activity." I guess you'll have to decide which one fits this story. *************** I was born...
Hi All, Blozo here. I'm a fat old retired Registered Nurse who hasn't had an erection in ten years. I write some pretty wild fiction. And I use a lot of descriptions that other authors use too. It never fails that someone in the comments section gets all bent out of shape about the fact, and I hereby stipulate that it is a fact, that what I'm describing...
We met on a web site. I am a 50 year old married man and my wife and I have a great relationship but there isn't much action in the bedroom anymore. I thought about it a lot and decided that there was no need to change everything and wreck everyone's lives. The best thing to do was to find a discrete girlfriend in the same situation so that we could have fun...
When I awoke the next morning, I very carefully got out of bed without waking Clara. I had a plan, and it was all to do with what would hopefully be a great surprise for her. I just hoped she'd love it the way I thought she would! If it even worked, that is... I snuck off to the living room, and set up my ritual space. There were candles burning, soft instr...
Part 1 So I'm not the sharpest or brightest knife in the drawer, I admit it and it's not going to do any good for you to rub it in. It may have taken me a few years to catch on and now that I know what's been happening behind my back, I'm going to need help trying to figure out what to do next. Sure I still love the bitch, but I don't like her at all anymor...
When I first decided to get a vasectomy, it was with the hope that it would revitalize the otherwise mostly dead sex life my wife and I had. Our sex life had started dwindling less than a year after the birth of our son, without any apparent reason. It wasn't until our daughter was born, 8 years later, that I got a possible explanation for my wife's lack of...