Not a bad pad. Okay, it's a three-bedroom house that backs on a golf course. It's on a quiet street in a small southern town. Well, okay, it's really a suburb of Orlando, Florida, but it has the small town feel despite three banks on the corner, a Publix and an Albertsons, two Chinese restaurants and a sports bar. You get my drift? I saw the ad in the paper...
Chet was right; he was acting way too drunk for the amount of beer that he had consumed. It was the middle of the afternoon on a Wednesday and the bar was mostly empty. As a matter of fact, he was the only customer As I wiped a clean glass cleaner, I said, "So, tell me a story." "Man, you don't want to hear it." was his sad reply. "Sure I do. I'm a profe...
Special thanks to Mikothebaby, who almost lost a keyboard and monitor editing this story. All and any errors are mine. ++++++++ "Toasters kill more people than sharks." This was my sister-in-law Beth talking. I saw my wife roll her eyes at Beth's' statement. "No really it's true! I read on the internet that last year over 150 people died in toaster relat...
This story is a work of fiction. Any similarities to any real person or entity are entirely coincidental and unintended. ***** Within a month or so, Liz and I had more-or-less settled into our new home. We had also been welcomed to the small community and outed to our neighbors as nudists. (see A New Investigation). We soon resumed our running routine. Si...
With great respect for the Constables of Nueces County, Texas. I've been out of pocket for quite a while so I haven't posted any stories. Hope y'all like this one. Teddy TwoHorse. * Depending on who you talk to, Bounty Hunters are either a particularly odious form of life, scavenging on the dregs of civilized people, or they're useful predators, taking...
What is on a man's mind? Sex. Yeah, said the juvenile. I said on a MAN'S mind. The answer is, depends on the man. Not all men are equal. As in 'the same', or 'equivalent'. 'In the mathematical sense', as they say. Hell, as if anyone except them damn mathematicians gives a damn about the 'mathematical sense' of things. Well, I am a mathematician, so I do...
"Damn," she thought. "What am I doing here? This is way too weird." It was not just a little bit weird - well that depends on your perspective and she did have some experience in differing points of view - but it was secretly exciting and she knew it. No, it was not that it was really weird; bizarre and confounding were better descriptions but in either cas...
[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE; THIS STORY IS TOLD WITHOUT RESERVE OR POLITICAL CORRECTNESS; READER SHOULD TAKE CARE AND CONSIDER LOOKING ELSEWHERE; CONCLUSION HARD EDGED; READER MUST BE 21 OR ABOVE.] [THIS STORY CENTERS AROUND A MALE BULLY WHO GETS HIS COMEUPPANCE FROM HIS OWN DAUGHTER; HIS PUNISHMENT I...
"I want to see you after school, we need to discuss your assignment." Mr Edwards, Peter, said to me as he handed back my paper. This was so cool, just as I had planned. For weeks now I had been working towards this, smiling at him every time I caught him looking at me, wearing a top that gaped when I bent forward revealing my tits to him, wearing the shortes...
"I got a girl, named Bonnie Lee, I know that girl's been true to me. I know she's been, I'm sure she's been true to me." Wharf Rat Grateful Dead, 1971 Music by Jerry Garcia, Lyrics by Robert Hunter ------ As I think back to that night, I still can't believe we fought over something that trivial. Nevertheless, I got mad, stormed out of Amy's apartment a...