Jalapeno Poppers In Bacon Temp And Time Stories

371,300 results
Orientation
Length
Source
Infinite Scroll
SmutMD: The World's Biggest Erotic Literature Search Engine.
© 2025 SmutMD.com

111 preview test

by Laurel on Apr 3, 2019
BDSM

NOTE: this submission is a test of the Lit site features. Read further at your own risk (or if you're really into meat products)! * * * * * Spicy jalapeno bacon ipsum dolor amet shank prosciutto turkey tongue, alcatra kevin beef pancetta pork loin bresaola andouille cupim short ribs short loin beef ribs. Capicola porchetta jerky shoulder pig andouille done...

Not Overly Concerned Ch. 02

by Felix921 on Sep 16, 2017
Non-Erotic

II: Nevermore (Monday) Anna woke to the tone of her alarm clock. She groaned, nuzzling her face into her pillow. Sighing deeply, she squirmed over to the edge of the bed. With precision born of long practice, she reached out to press first the alarm toggle button, then the voice trigger. "The time is six twen-ty five a.m.." the stilted electronic voice...

Cooking with the Monkey

by RedMonkeyButt on Sep 1, 2017
How To

I've never really been one to make a huge pot of stew and have it sitting in my fridge for a week. If I'm going to cook a lot of food for a large party of guests, though, I do like to go all out. For the purpose of this little How-To, I'm going to walk you through the makings of an entire Tex-Mex meal. Note that I said Tex-Mex, not Mexican. I do not live in...

Party Night

by JordanSanto on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

This was unlike anything he'd ever seen before. Slave girls as far as the eye could see. The club was nothing more than a two-story harem. Alcohol moved the tide of the sea of latex and chains. He could not believe he had the balls to set foot in a place like this. The club Lotti's Place was way more than a strip club. It was a fetishists dream come true. O...

Clean Slate

by Voboy on Jun 25, 2019
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Here's a little Nude Day Contest tidbit for you. Readers of my other stories will notice a few familiar characters here and there. I hope you enjoy it! * * * "So, here's the thing." Amy steepled her fingers before her on the desk and leaned toward me, looking and acting with a detachment I found scary. Then and there I decided I wouldn't take the job if it...

Valentine's Delight

by fierycougar on Jan 29, 2020
NonHuman

I sat at the corner of the bar, running my fingers along the dripping glass of the beer that I'd ordered nearly an hour before. My date was late, though I shouldn't have been surprised. No doubt, he'd taken his pretty, inattentive wife to some fancy restaurant, joining the throngs of people pretending that February 14 was a date that meant something. I knew...

Punishing My Tits Ch. 01

by RedHawke on Sep 14, 2017
Fetish

I found out pretty early on that I liked pressure—a lot of pressure—on my nipples. I would experiment at home with varying degrees of pinching and twisting. I could get myself fairly excited, although I didn't know about masturbation yet, so I couldn't bring things to their 'logical conclusion'. When I made out with boys, I would love the slavish attention t...

Confessions of a Rust Belt Swinger 03

by QuazarMachismo on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

NOTE: This is a stand-alone story but one of our continuing swinger adventures. I hope you find it enjoyable. Thanks Chapter 3: The Knight's Inn Experience. Are You Experienced? So, we survived our first adventure in the world of swinging! WOOOOO!!!! Well, it certainly was an experience. But there wasn't much swinging. I don't even think that Anne and...

Jalapeno Ch. 01

by CuteSlaveLisa on Jun 11, 2019
BDSM

A Work of Fiction *** The fictional folk in this fictional tale are all at least eighteen fictional years of age, especially the ones from the fictional hamlet of Jalapeno, Texas. *** Sky I loved every single thing about going down on, and eating Sky. Having her lovely toned muscular legs on my shoulders keeping my thirty-nine-year-old ears warm on...

Transforming Brent Pt. 02

by sissymissyct on Jul 10, 2019
Loving Wives

Kept in Loving Wives to annoy the tiny dicked anonymous reviewers that love to trash everything they read (after they wank to it). *** I woke up Sunday morning with a painful erection in my chastity and the pumps still attached to my breasts. I reached down trying to find a way to ease the pain in my penis. Nothing seemed to help. Maybe Wendy will be up so...