"Holy Shit!!" exclaimed Elaine Benes as she opened the door to Jerry Seinfeld's apartment!! There to her dismay were her three good friends, Jerry, George Costanza and Cosmo Kramer all pleasuring themselves on the couch! She could see plainly that all three men were naked and furiously masturbating up a storm as a cheap porno movie played on the television....
Jerry and George were standing around Jerry's apartment after having coffee at Monk's and were waiting for Elaine and Kramer to arrive so they could go to a movie. "Where the hell is Elaine?" George had bickered. "She had just hailed a cab 15min ago she'll be here soon, relax" Jerry responded. "I know, I know, but I don't want to miss Project 9 from Oute...
George has been dating a girl who has been ill and unable to have sex. As a result, George found that as his consumption of sex has decreased, his intelligence increased, with his mind having more time to ponder other subjects. Elaine suffered the opposite predicament. Her boyfriend, a medical student, was desperately studying for a licensing exam he failed...
Elaine and Jerry were watching a movie on a so far uneventful Saturday evening. Both of them were still lamenting about breaking up with their respective lovers. Elaine, feeling restless, went up to grab something from the 'fridge. As she turned around to ask Jerry a question she noticed something in the way that he looked at her. "Were you just staring at...
My whole existence is flawed / You get me closer to God. Nine Inch Nails To whet my appetite for dinner, I decided to go on a walk. Blue-gray clouds roiled overhead and I thought about taking an umbrella, but Dallas Raines, the argent-haired spray-tanned flamboyance of a weatherman, forecasted the rain to start around ten or eleven that evening, so I had...
Charlie Wessel lived on the opposite side of Monica Gift's house. They knew each other only through her parents and the occasional paths crossed. At 55 Charlie had been left alone in the world. His wife "Sidney" had passed away last year. They had no children so he was alone in the world. Retired early he chose to spend much of his days fishing or taking car...
In the small high school in the little town of Lynwood, Ohio, in the mid 1990's, a feeling of pleasant anticipation ran through the halls. Spring break approached and a week off from school seemed like heaven. For a small group of senior honor students, however, there was something more -- a trip for a week in Washington, cause enough for elation. The group,...
The following morning, Linda Kramer awoke with a feeling of well-being, filled with vitality. Just feeling good. She lay there half asleep, savoring the mood, not really thinking of anything, just feeling good. Then, breaking into her golden sphere of happiness came the sharp noise of a door shutting, and the real world poured back into her mind. "Oh, my god!...
A quick thanks to Tseranc for editing for me. ~ Red George studied the group of friends through the window of the café. They'd been friends for so long George knew he could come to them and tell them anything, but this was different, this was way out there and he wasn't sure if the guys and Elaine would accept this particular tidbit of news. He looked over...
I went outside and stretched out on my lounge chair face up. Knowing smiles were exchanged between Dana and Amália, but thankfully neither of them said anything to me. Within a minute, Jana rejoined us. We sunned for another half-hour or so, then Amália left to get ready for her date and the rest of us went inside to shower one by one. We watched a movie (En...