I knew it'd be like this. I said it would be like this, almost from the start, but was I listened to? Of course not. Heavens! Where would we be if people started listening to their kids? Not on a bloody cruise, that's for sure. And when I say kid, I'm 42: Hardly a minor, except in my mother's eyes where I still wear short pants. Ok, so I could have just...
*** Sarkopheros says: Don't want spoilers? Ignore the foreword. While writing this entire trilogy, and especially during this finale, I asked myself for many scenes, "Is this too ridiculous?" Then I did it anyway. This story is more absurd than the last two, and it's also longer. 11,877 words. I didn't realize how long these stories would get. But as I...
The G-Spot . . . Or not. * A note to my readers. This story is based on fact. If you doubt that, Google 'G-Spot' and read the results of actual studies—not the many fluff sites. The results of the combined studies will blow your mind. The conclusion of those studies is that the 'G-Spot' is a myth and doesn't exist. Surprised? Yeah, so was I, since I know b...
Thanks to Dave T for his tireless efforts to edit my tales into something readable (despite my changes after he is done). Any and all errors are mine. ++++++++ "Forgive your Enemies, but remember the Bastards names" -Famous Political Saying +++++++ "I cannot help what my feelings are!" I snapped, as steam came out of my ears. My friend Shelly just...
I want to tell you a story about the Chinese Empress Wu Zetian, the greatest domme of the 7th Century. Wu was the only woman in history to become absolute ruler of the empire of China. I have depicted her and other real characters and settings as accurately as I could, from what little is known about this historical period. The poems are authentic, and so is...
~*~:~*#S#*~:~*~ Sarielle liked this spot, under the canopy of a huge oak, enveloped by branches that hung so low they nearly scraped the ground. She pulled her lips away from Ellowyn's nipple and moved her head so their foreheads touched. Despite suckling on her girlfriend six times yesterday, it still felt weird and she always asked to do it in private. T...
Author's Note: This is the third part of a three-part Chapter, so it is highly recommended you read the previous chapters to gain a better understanding of the characters, their circumstances, and their thoughts. This first chapter is a set-up for the rest of the series, which I plan for a 10 chapter series... ***** Extenuating Circumstances 01 - The begin...
BETH'S SUMMER BREAK Part Four – Making Plans for Michael After Beth reviews the events of last few days, Gina makes her an offer she can't refuse and hatches a plan to have some fun with an unsuspecting Mike. All characters portrayed are fictional and anyone engaging in sexual activity is at least eighteen years old and consenting. ***** Chapter 1 - Satu...
Author's note: this story is, of course, pure fantasy. I don't know if there's a device such as an EEZI zapper, but if there is there's no way the "hero" could be this stoic. Well, I don't think so. * I became a film publicist, that's how I got into – well, I was going to say a real mess, but on second thoughts ... Hi, my name's Tony Drum, I'm 36-years-o...
"My Lord Patriarch, I will of course compensate you fully for the loss of the ship in any way that I can, I assure you that this was completely unforeseen." The Patriarch snarled, raising his hackles and exposing his sharp, carnivore teeth at the merchant, his pearlescent, ornate fur cape flowing behind him. The far shorter and plumper human straightened h...