It was a sunny and cool Tuesday afternoon. My morning was a little rough. Cindy Crawford wanted to watch a XXX feature while her boyfriend/agent was pounding her. As sexguru extraordinar' I was asked to film and join in later to get a great blow job. Tough meaning afterwards I had to take a nap from 1 to 2PM to regain some energy for my "two on Tuesday" Th...
Author's note-Thanks again for your patience! This story references events & people found in chapters 1 and 59. * "Well, this is different" I said as I walked out of Chuck's office with his top assistant, Natalie Hayden and examined the tickets I'd been given. "You're gonna go aren't you?" she asked "Sure, I mean, I'm not gonna turn down free tickets. I...
Women have five levels of sex and save the top tier of sex for the very best of men. When it comes to having sex with women, men think that they know everything about having sex with women. I bet men don't know that, as far as women are concerned, there are five levels of sex. I bet men don't know that there's such a thing as level five sex, the top tier of...
Forty-five minutes. As Victoria Richmond goes back into her house, her mind is still whirring. What with the kids being so damned difficult these days, Joe's job worries and now Father Brian's odd comments after mass, it's a wonder she's thinking straight at all. But now, now that mass is finished and Joe has taken the kids for their Sunday morning kick a...
There she was, the woman of my dreams. Her photo, on Facebook that is. I would never have the courage to actually speak to her. So beautiful. Smooth skin, like some sort of silken goddess. This is that one picture. I nearly died when I first saw it. It's at a party. One of those ones where people get drunk and do silly things. I always had this theory that g...
This is a freaky and sleazy fuck parody... but it ain't real. This is the second chapter of my SEX TV series where I and my girlfriend, Kim Kardashian run a sex channel... Spence Ulchin from the sitcom, The King Of Queens, is in this chapter as well... Enjoy my fellow freaks. I was walking to Kim's office to interview Serena Williams about doing a sports s...
I rolled over in bed and groaned. My head throbbed, and pounded. Hangovers are the worst, I need to stop drinking with my friends. I rolled onto my back and rubbed my eyes. I lay there staring at the ceiling trying to remember what happened last night. My head hurt something terrible. I blinked and sat up a bit. I looked around and couldn't recognize my su...
Four years later, Susan meets Tommy in a bar and invites him home for sex. Continued from Chapter 3: Susan returned her humps with his. Humping him harder, she humped him faster until she ready to have her second orgasm. "Oh, Jimmy. Oh, Jimmy. My God, Jimmy. Don't stop. Fuck me, Jimmy. Fuck me. I'm cumming. I'm cumming," she said collapsing again on the b...
Fantasy Land - The 90210 Chronicles Part 1 Annalynne rolled furiously on her bed in frustration. Who the hell was making so much noise at this time? She punched the bed repeatedly and rolled onto her side to double check the time, it was 06:05. It was bad enough being woken up at this time any morning but Annalynne had a massive hangover today and she wasn...
It all started one afternoon as I was finishing up my shopping at the grocery store. My name is Jaina, and I'm a woman in my early thirties. My 2 children were at school, so I was alone at the store. I had just gotten in line at the checkout and was glancing through the magazine selection. I never bought them, but sometimes found it interesting to see what...