It all started with a strange bug in the training room in professor's X school for the gifted, the cover up for the X men headquarters. The mutants were practicing their skills against a sentinel replica in the training mode program. But suddenly, one of the robots, instead of fighting Psyche, grabbed her by her thighs, and trapped her in his arms. At first...
Shotgun blasts erupt into the night sky in Redneck Riviera Trailer Park. I bought the place and named it that. Very loud, powerful blasts fill the sky. Damn, I love shootin my shotgun. It's a stress reliever. My wife Bernie (Bernadette From The Big Bang Theory) might disagree with that though. She comes running out of our trailer, her hands over her pretty l...
It was a sunny and cool Tuesday afternoon. My morning was a little rough. Cindy Crawford wanted to watch a XXX feature while her boyfriend/agent was pounding her. As sexguru extraordinar' I was asked to film and join in later to get a great blow job. Tough meaning afterwards I had to take a nap from 1 to 2PM to regain some energy for my "two on Tuesday" Th...
"The Days of Rage" had been a long-gestating film project in tinsel town. The spy thriller had gone through numerous writers, directors and actresses. It was originally envisioned as a project for Angelina Jolie, but she'd dropped out, saying she was tired of playing the gun-toting chick in film after film. Then Penelope Cruz signed on, and then dropped out....
This is a freaky and sleazy fuck parody... but it ain't real. This is the second chapter of my SEX TV series where I and my girlfriend, Kim Kardashian run a sex channel... Spence Ulchin from the sitcom, The King Of Queens, is in this chapter as well... Enjoy my fellow freaks. I was walking to Kim's office to interview Serena Williams about doing a sports s...
September 21, 2014 Tomorrow, much of the TV loving world would be divided between remembering the 10'th anniversary of the Lost pilot, and the 20'th anniversary of the Friends pilot. With a sprinkling of 15'th anniversary West Wing pilot memories buried within. I for one was buried in Friends memories that day. And in two of the friends the previous night....
The rest of the weekend at Honolulu was going pretty much how I planned it. I was relaxing, taking my mind of the club and stayed away from drugs for two days now. Nicole was the only person I had interacted with since I got here on Friday morning. I decided to go out for dinner. I did the whole Hawaii thing yesterday, the loo out and all that crap. But tod...
Author's note-Thanks again for your patience! This story references events & people found in chapters 1 and 59. * "Well, this is different" I said as I walked out of Chuck's office with his top assistant, Natalie Hayden and examined the tickets I'd been given. "You're gonna go aren't you?" she asked "Sure, I mean, I'm not gonna turn down free tickets. I...
Four years later, Susan meets Tommy in a bar and invites him home for sex. Continued from Chapter 3: Susan returned her humps with his. Humping him harder, she humped him faster until she ready to have her second orgasm. "Oh, Jimmy. Oh, Jimmy. My God, Jimmy. Don't stop. Fuck me, Jimmy. Fuck me. I'm cumming. I'm cumming," she said collapsing again on the b...
I love how my woman looks, kind of, not really, well...not at all. My woman to others is no 10. Maybe, on a good day, in low lighting, she is a 3 or a 4, and from a distance...of about ¼ mile, she is a 5 but she is an 11 to me. Pardon me for a moment. "Honey, please put on some makeup, you are scaring the dog, again. Okay, Buster, okay, it's only Julie. C'...