September 21, 2014 Tomorrow, much of the TV loving world would be divided between remembering the 10'th anniversary of the Lost pilot, and the 20'th anniversary of the Friends pilot. With a sprinkling of 15'th anniversary West Wing pilot memories buried within. I for one was buried in Friends memories that day. And in two of the friends the previous night....
Good evening, ladies, and gentlemen welcome to E Television Exclusive, this is your host Percy Percival. We are honored tonight to have the very lovely Angelina Jolie and her husband Brad Pitt. We have tried for months to have Ms. Jolie on our show only to be denied but now she has called us and asked to be on. I truly expect tonight's show to be a bombshell...
Can a guy develop prostate issues as a result of too much strap-on sex? I'm afraid to ask my doctor this question. My name is Tyrone Ferguson, and I'm a young African-American man living in the City of Ottawa, Ontario. The reason why I've got this burning question on my mind is because my gorgeous, sinfully sexy Saudi Arabian girlfriend Amina Alzahrani has b...
Shotgun blasts erupt into the night sky in Redneck Riviera Trailer Park. I bought the place and named it that. Very loud, powerful blasts fill the sky. Damn, I love shootin my shotgun. It's a stress reliever. My wife Bernie (Bernadette From The Big Bang Theory) might disagree with that though. She comes running out of our trailer, her hands over her pretty l...
It was a sunny and cool Tuesday afternoon. My morning was a little rough. Cindy Crawford wanted to watch a XXX feature while her boyfriend/agent was pounding her. As sexguru extraordinar' I was asked to film and join in later to get a great blow job. Tough meaning afterwards I had to take a nap from 1 to 2PM to regain some energy for my "two on Tuesday" Th...
The rest of the weekend at Honolulu was going pretty much how I planned it. I was relaxing, taking my mind of the club and stayed away from drugs for two days now. Nicole was the only person I had interacted with since I got here on Friday morning. I decided to go out for dinner. I did the whole Hawaii thing yesterday, the loo out and all that crap. But tod...
Author's note-Thanks again for your patience! This story references events & people found in chapters 1 and 59. * "Well, this is different" I said as I walked out of Chuck's office with his top assistant, Natalie Hayden and examined the tickets I'd been given. "You're gonna go aren't you?" she asked "Sure, I mean, I'm not gonna turn down free tickets. I...
Women have five levels of sex and save the top tier of sex for the very best of men. When it comes to having sex with women, men think that they know everything about having sex with women. I bet men don't know that, as far as women are concerned, there are five levels of sex. I bet men don't know that there's such a thing as level five sex, the top tier of...
Forty-five minutes. As Victoria Richmond goes back into her house, her mind is still whirring. What with the kids being so damned difficult these days, Joe's job worries and now Father Brian's odd comments after mass, it's a wonder she's thinking straight at all. But now, now that mass is finished and Joe has taken the kids for their Sunday morning kick a...
There she was, the woman of my dreams. Her photo, on Facebook that is. I would never have the courage to actually speak to her. So beautiful. Smooth skin, like some sort of silken goddess. This is that one picture. I nearly died when I first saw it. It's at a party. One of those ones where people get drunk and do silly things. I always had this theory that g...