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Dune What's Right

by clinton09 on Sep 16, 2017
Erotic Couplings

[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE; STORIES HAVE A 'HARDER EDGE' THAN MOST; BE WARNED; HERE BE DRAGONS] [The depiction of these fictional characters for a fictional nation does not in any way reflect upon any other actual person or nation; the behavior evidenced here is not part of an accusation of accepted...

The Slut's Apprentice Ch. 06

by tiggerlilly on Dec 31, 2017
Novels and Novellas

26th December Slut set straight and put to work. Christmas Day was as wonderful as ever. We were closed for business and after opening presents sat down to a long booze fuelled lunch. Dani had brought her latest boyfriend; a very large international rugby player. He was sweet but not very bright, rather like most of Dani's many boyfriends. Alex whispered i...

Alicia Ch. 06

by Angelique Bouchette on Sep 13, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Warning! This story contains material of an adult nature and is intended for mature readers and for personal use only. No copyright infringement is intended. * Mike awoke, with a groan, holding onto his throbbing forehead. As he rolled over and tried to sit up, a jagged pain shot through his head. "Unngh! What hit me?" he groaned, trying to focus on his su...

Gloria's Second Wedding Ch. 04

by egmontgrigor2010 on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Buck and Gloria set up camp and then Buck made coffee and as they sipped listening to the river running over rocks into Skipper's Pool he said, "Would you like to have sex now?" "Yes." "Then get your condoms." "I haven't any with me. I assumed if you were anxious for sex you would have tooled up." "No." "So you think it's a woman's responsibility?" He...

A Priestess of Isis Ch. 03: Respect

by MissPrim on Sep 18, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

This story talks about sex and religion. There will be some rough sex and elements of BDSM, so if you are looking for romance, this is not the story for you. Also, if you harbor in your heart any thoughts about the sanctity of religion, then please move along, because I will surely offend you. Otherwise, I present to you Part 3 of A Priestess of Isis. ****...

The Sultan's Hospitality Ch. 02

by Dariander on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Prelude I had originally not intended to write a second chapter for the story of the Sultan's Hospitality, but several people asked for more. In the end, what I wrote became so long (too much sex!) that I've had to split it into at least two chapters. This simple one chronicles Alex's journey back to the Sultan's palace. The next chapter, which is already m...

Olympus has Fallen Ch. 04

by Gaius8666 on Sep 12, 2017
BDSM

Lying flat on her back on the sand, Circe sighed deeply as another post-orgasmic tingle raced up her spine. Curling her toes deep into the sand, she suppressed a slight giggle as they burrowed down into the cold earth and the coarse granules tickled her sensitive skin. Grinning wildly, she threw her head back and looked up into the sky, her eyes just catchin...

I Love Dick Ch. 02

by sarahhh on Sep 15, 2017
Group Sex

Author's Note: This is the second in the series of episodes that occurred at certain times when I wore my lucky Steelers "I LOVE DICK" T-shirt. You don't necessarily have to read the first chapter to follow the second chapter. Your votes and public comments (right after the voting) are greatly appreciated! * * * Oh no . . . no!" I shrieked. One of th...

Jesus Stole My Girlfriend

by spoonbender on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

So Jesus comes back to Earth right. And sure, I mean we were all skeptical at first and stuff, but you know, after all the pomp and circumstance and angels' trumpets and apocalypse and smiting of the antichrist and all that biblical crap, we're all pretty much convinced he's the real deal. And that's cool and all, 'cause I'm not down with Satan or nothing, a...

Ethiopian Christian Warrior King

by Samuelx on Dec 12, 2018
Interracial Love

Standing over the body of Prince Khaled, General Abel raised his head to the heavens, arms wide and howled a cry of triumph which reverberated throughout the palace. Although not a large man, General Khaled had about him an air of quiet authority which hinted at ferocious inner strength. Five feet nine inches tall, slender and dark-skinned, clad in a suit of...