Living Life To The Freakiest 01 By : DickThePimp PARODY MEETS FANTASY... PERIOD! TRASHY + SLEAZY × WILD, CRAZY AND FUNNY ÷ PERVERTED = A DAMN GOOD TIME IT'S FUCK O' CLOCK, BITCHES! At 7/11 in Hollywood pumping gas... Ahhhhhhh. "GOD! YOUR COCK IS WRECKING MY PUSSY... AND I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!" "Sweet sweet Gianna pussy. Love ya, big sis." "Love you too...
I awoke in the same suite to a phone call from Trevor Burham, “Look, mate, don’t worry about putting this on your own tab. The new government is set to take office and I’m already having doubts. Remember when Annie assured me that nothing would be different? Well, just this very morning, man, she told me that she hoped that last night was great for me, becau...
"So you see, honey ... we're both free to kick back and enjoy things much more, especially for you since you've been intimate with Lilith. How does it feel ... being drained by a succubus? I want to be one, I know that much. I don't know how to become one for sure, but I'd love to be one at last. It's been a secret fantasy of mine for years, ever since I wat...
"Do you like what you see? You've been admiring the Seine for several minutes now, just like every new tourist in Paris, if you ask me. Never been to France before?" the voice startled me out of my thoughts. "Actually, I was thinking of the history of this city. Hard to believe that this was once a provincial village in the Roman province of Gaul, not to me...
"Honey?" he asked as we lay in the quiet darkness of our bed one night. "You ever think about other men?" I knew what he meant but I wasn't going there. "Think about them how, hon?" I asked. "You know--- sexually?" "Whatever made you ask that?" I replied. "Just something I read," he said casually. David, my writer-husband of eight years, is a voluminous...
No one spoke as Kenji drove to where Joel said he was staying. Each of them was wondering what was going to happen next and each of them afraid for different reasons. Joel was afraid for himself, it had been lucky thing that Andrew had broken his left hand as opposed to his right, he wouldn't be able to take notes or do class work otherwise. Patricia as worr...
So, there I was, at a party going stag, a Halloween bash, of all things! Now, bear in mind that Halloween itself is my birthday and it happened to fall on a Saturday that year. I had just broken up with Selina, my girlfriend of two months, over something that I thought was petty, but she deemed a catastrophe. She had seriously overreacted and committed the u...
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When a Jewish Mother Goes Bad I committed adultery. Although I promised my rabbi, family and friends under the chupah that I would be faithful to Barry Halevy all my life, I didn't keep my promise. What kind of example am I setting for my two children? Not only that, my parents would be so ashamed that they would never be able to show their faces in shul a...
Thanks as always to my Sweet Inspiration blackrandl1958 for her guidance and of course her editing. * Nathan woke up in a cold sweat. He had the dream again. THAT dream. The endless lines of grey people: men, women, children, shuffling past, casting their accusing looks at him. He was frozen in place, unable to turn away, as they moved past, gradually...