by
DickThePimp
on Dec 11, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a fuck parody... It ain't real
This is a combo fuck parody series of two of my favorite sitcoms Friends and King Of Queens... I play myself an amateur pornstar/producer... I live with my friend Joey from Friends... I intertwine characters from both shows as we all interact in both locations... It takes place in 2003
I had a pretty normal day for me...
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by
DickThePimp
on Aug 21, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a parody... It is not real
Kathie Lee Gifford had been going to medical school part time for years. She finally graduated and decided to open The Best Sperm Bank. Simple name and fun job, for her and her nurses. Dr Gifford took great pride in her semen extraction abilities and now she could finally make it a job. She was in her office looking throug...
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by
Sarkopheros
on Sep 18, 2017
Fetish
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Sarkopheros Says:
This is the first new Brod story where he's grown some from his previous size. He's going to get slightly bigger though—the next story will take place some time after this one, and in that one, he'll be at his final size. You guys voted on it, I said I'd do it, and I did it.
If you're not familiar with my Brod series, expect ludicrou...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jan 1, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Fucked up fuck Parody Alert
Hey there... My name's James... You all know me as the star of most of Dick The Motherfucking Pimp's stories... His alter ego... We've done a lot of stories together... offended a few people... entertained a few too... Along the way, we've had some criticism... some nice comments... and some perverted fun... Also along the way so...
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by
Sarkopheros
on Sep 1, 2017
Fetish
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Sarkopheros Says:
Whoops! Looks like I wrote a Brod over twice the size of the ones I've been doing lately. This one has swollen larger than any Brod before it, with an impressive length of over 10,000 words. 10,381 to be exact.
You really don't have to read the previous stories in the arc for this one to make sense, but it does help. The reason there...
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by
DickThePimp
on Dec 11, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a porn parody... It's a fantasy only... It ain't real
This is a two part story based in 2012 and stars Chyna aka Joanie Laurier... R. I. P.
"Yeah... that's right Steve. You get me 4 tickets to Madonna's LA show and I'll hook you up with Christy Canyon. You scratch my back... I'll send you some big titty whores." Christy smacked me as I fucked her...
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by
DickThePimp
on Nov 6, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a big perverted fuck parody series based on the sitcom The Big Bang Theory... It ain't real
My Mom Patty (Patricia Heaton)
San Francisco, CA. 2:30 pm
"Smile baby... say CHEESE!"
"CHEESE!!"
My good friend Bernadette smiled around my 10 inch meat missile, her fucking sexy mouth stretched obscenely wide around my huge cock. She was blowing me, whil...
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by
StephanieSeymour
on Sep 12, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers
David Letterman was just about to end his interview with Madonna when my step-mother, Ann, stepped in front of the living room television. She wore nothing but a lacy, white teddy that barely covered her cantaloupe-size tits. Her poofy, brown muff showed through the thin fabric.
"Tonight," she said, "we're going to see how much you can take."
Ann and I had...
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by
DickThePimp
on Nov 20, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
THIS IS A FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL PLAYA
MY FAMILY IN THIS STORY :
MY COUSIN ERIN ANDREWS (HERSELF)
Midtown Manhattan, New York 2:30 pm
"Yeah whore take those cocks... you wanna be one of my hoes... you gotta be down for the fuck and suck parade baby! FUCK HER DAMN MOUTH DUDE! Nut in it!"
Some clients... and myself... were running a train on ESPN's...
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by
skitzo4442000
on Oct 15, 2017
Fetish
I was so excited! My first day as a senior. I had turned 18 a few weeks ago and I had a huge party. After all of them left except for a few or were sleeping over for the night, we all went out for a swim. There were about 5 girls and 7 guys including myself. The girls went into my parents bedroom to change and we all changed in my room. The girls were taking...
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