THIS IS A PERVERTED FUCK PARODY SERIES... IT AIN'T REAL THIS IS MY NEW SERIES STARRING ME AND THE CAST OF THE BIG BANG THEORY... IT WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME OF MY FREAKY FAMILY MEMBERS AND OTHER REAL LIFE CELEBRITIES AND TV SHOW AND MOVIE CHARACTERS... IT TAKES PLACE IN 2018 My Freaky Family Members In This Episode: My Mom Patty (Patricia Heaton) My Cousi...
Depraved Fuck Parody "Mama... ready to go to the damn doctor?" "Yes baby... give me a minute... I'm ready to cum. Mmmmmmmmm... Suck my pussy Kathie Lee... I wanna squirt down your throat." "Do it Katie... feed me your pussy jizz. I'm so thirsty baby." "FUCK! Here it cumsssssss!" My mama Katie (Katie Couric) squirts her delicious pussy nut into my aunt K...
So back when i was still a gullible, naive, fresh-out-of-high school eighteen year old, the third show I worked was a local festival right down town in my home town. I was two for two for taking it in the mouth, and so going into this third show, I had already resigned myself to the fact I would be doing it again. You see, at this point, I hadn't figured it...
This is a perverted freaky ass porn parody series... It ain't real. "Suck it whore. Get that fucking nut." "Eat her pussy bitch. Make her cum in your mouth again." I was laid back, smokin' and watching my girl, ebony bbw pornstar Lady Onyxxx suck my big ass cock. I was also watching my other girl, ebony pornstar Kay Kush eat my wife, porn legend Kelly Mad...
FOURTH NIGHT I was talking to my Boss when DM arrived for me and he was saying things to make me feel horny and have energy for the night. I was really ready and also glad it was the end of the beauty pageant. When I went out to DM I greeted him in the proper way and I kissed his shoes for him. I don't know if any of my neighbours saw me do that. In his ca...
*Author's note: all characters depicted in sexual situations are 18 years of age or older* Chelsea's mystery fan was cryptic about the details of the job. All he would tell her was that he wanted her to put on a "private show" for a "wealthy client." Definitely a red flag, but when Chelsea saw how much money he was offering, all she could see was green. "H...
My Korean hottie should have been an actress, as she was gonna pretend to be a date-rape victim. I'd finished my curry-and-rice thing, and already paid, just nursing a soft drink, when Boh came in. She ordered a plain rice-and-something, and another cola drink, and then got up to use the bathroom. I got up, pulling the hood of my nondescript sweatshirt over...
I know it will hard to believe, but this is actually baised on a true story told to me by the very guidance counselor who busted the party. I knew her personally and it was told in confidence. It happened at the University of Central Arkansas in the late 80's I believe. The names have been changed, not to protect the innocent, but because she never told me....
IT'S A FREAKY FUCK PARODY SERIES HOMEY This series is loosely based on the Friday movies... It focuses on black women/white men sex... It's fucked up and filthy... Light 'em up and kick back... It's time to get faded and XXX rated homies... "Can I please get in my friggin' bathroom... thank you very friggin' much!" My Dad (Dr Evil) "In a minute... calm do...
Birds chirping. The sun shining through the blinds. My head pounding. Too much partying last night. A mouth on my cock. Ahhhhhhh. Nothing better than that morning... or mid afternoon... piss. There's a mouth on my fucking cock, so fuck it... I'm pissing in it. Ahhhhhhh. I stretch my arms, my eyes closed, enjoying the wake up piss. I can feel the pressure in...