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The Widow

by RonClarkeson on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex

The sexual practices performed in this fantasy should not be enacted in real life! Please vote or miss the conclusion! Introduction The large house stood in its own grounds, a shallow depression with trees planted in a graceful arc following the curve of the ridge of the small valley. The gardens were well tended. The house faced the morning sun and the o...

One Rule

by AnOrdinaryGuy on Sep 16, 2017
Anal

Disclaimer: This story could be in several different categories, but I chose the category it's in due to the ending. Also, everyone in this story is over 18 years of age. John glanced at the clock on the wall. It was nearly 6 in the evening, and Gina, his beautiful bride, was expected home shortly. He placed a bookmark in his novel and rose to check on di...

Dinner and a Movie

by cliper2 on Jan 8, 2018
Erotic Couplings

"We'll do dinner and a movie tonight," he said not long after lunch as he walked through the living room, where she was lounging on the couch, knees curled under her. Dimples, a little squirm. This was a regular ritual for them, actually a weekend evening that started with feeding and evolved into a series of rituals, each building on the other. She waited...

Cooking with the Monkey

by RedMonkeyButt on Sep 1, 2017
How To

I've never really been one to make a huge pot of stew and have it sitting in my fridge for a week. If I'm going to cook a lot of food for a large party of guests, though, I do like to go all out. For the purpose of this little How-To, I'm going to walk you through the makings of an entire Tex-Mex meal. Note that I said Tex-Mex, not Mexican. I do not live in...

Double Trouble Ch. 03

by The_Unicorn on Sep 12, 2017
Group Sex

John sat in his silver corvette in the garage of his small rented house. He was still confused and troubled by everything that had happened to him the previous weekend. He still hadn't figured out how to feel and what to do. He was torn between staying home and driving to meet Robin and Angela. John was from a small town in southwest Louisiana. He had moved...

Oh Yes Please Minister!

by bigjonnyp on Sep 15, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

I’ve always been known as ‘Big John’, even when I were a bairn – and it weren’t cos I wore a size 16 girdle, oh no! I always knew what the ‘big’ referred to though. And now, so do mi constituents. Oh yes. Well, it were just after election day and I’d been for mi Big Mac to build up mi stamina for another encounter with Porking Portillo. And he was called P...

Order of Protection Ch. 44-48

by partwolf on Sep 11, 2018
NonHuman

Abigail Clarke's POV I was exhausted, and my wolf was on edge by the time I left the plane in Moscow. Crying babies, turbulence and a businessman who stank of cigarettes and body odor, while ignoring my ring and trying to hit on me at 30,000 feet, pretty much did me in. I turned on my phone and texted my son I was on the ground before heading to baggage cla...

Courtesan Ch. 13

by Goodhusband on Sep 19, 2017
Loving Wives

This is the thirteenth episode in a series entitled "Courtesan". If you have not read the previous twelve episodes of this series, I encourage you do so before beginning this chapter. "Courtesan" is romantic story about a dominant hot wife and her submissive cuckold husband. While they have a deep and abiding love for each other they do lead an alternative...

The Twilight Dragon Ch. 03

by roftlheory on Sep 15, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

I tip toe to the entrance, taking much longer than I would have if I had just ran, and I reach the heavy wooden door. The thick bar keeping the door closed is stuck, and after trying to turn it quietly I finally give in and give it a good push. It creaks and I stop, listening to the silence, sure that the noise would've woken Duke up. After a few tense secon...

What Now? The Conclusion

by DG Hear on Sep 18, 2017
Non-Erotic

No-sex! Okay readers, every story must end even though life goes on. So this is it for this one. This one is for the loyal readers who wanted more. Maybe I should have wrote a novel rather then a short story. To new readers, you will need to read the other chapters to get into the story. I will try for a short synopsis to explain what has happened. * G...