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TG Island

by NTemz730 on Jun 4, 2019
Transsexual

You blink slowly as your vision comes back to you. Slowly you get up and look around. A few minutes ago you were having the time of your life on a world class cruise, fucking every beautiful woman you came across on the cruise. However a terrible storm had caused the ship to capsize and you found yourself laying on a beautiful beach of some kind. Other than...

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Delicious Savannah Night

by lovessaltedcaramel on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Oh, the sky is so blue & it's a vacation. This is Savannah, Georgia and that blonde woman in the halter top and sunglasses makes me think it's the free love '70's, but it's just the present. You, my first glimpse of you, in that riverfront candy store and I wasn't looking at the pralines. You are standing by the divinity in the sunlight and you've got your...

Tied Up and Hungover Pt. 02

by RawkHawk on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Hi, this is the second part to the story. Please read part 1 first, otherwise it's not going to make much sense. This is the first story I've written so please feel free to comment, I could use the input. I hope you enjoy it. ***** Her hands don't stop at my waist, they drift across my chest and along my arms. What is she doing? 'I really had you going t...

The Lodger Ch. 01

by mature_amazon_lover on Sep 16, 2017
Mature

The taxi pulled up to the house, and the passenger, a rather slight male in his very early twenties, saw that it was an enmeshed castle of geometric three-dimensional shapes, but not so enmenshed as to be unliveable, or so he hoped. As he disembarked, the passenger, Phillip Ahern, note a look of wry bemusement on the taxi driver's face. Phillip had no idea w...

Paying the rent

by Manbear on Jun 29, 2020
Mature

Thump…...Thump…..Thump….Thump … By now I know what to expect when the rhythm of the bed slamming against the wall upstairs begins to quicken. “Oh Fuck” the man’s deep voice rises in excitement easily filling the whole house, “Oh Fuck … Oh Fuck … Oh Fuck …” Alison says his name is ‘Richard’ but to me he is ‘Dick’ and Dick’s lack of vocabular is just one of th...

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Holding Out For a...

by Cyberweasel89 on Jul 9, 2020
Fan Fiction

[Each route takes place a nebulous amount of time in the future so that the character in question is now 18 years old at minimum.] Musutafa, Japan, holds U.A. Academy, the best Pro Hero school in Japan. You, however, do not attend there. You are Ren Yamada, a simple civilian living in Musutafa. You're about to have a run-in with a Pro Hero or Provisional Her...

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Ledger

by Chiron on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

In his office, sitting on a high shelf, there is a leather-bound ledger. He always refers to it as my ledger, but I have never seen the contents, though I am painfully aware of them. He likes to joke that the ledger is leather-bound and so am I. He always runs his fingers over the collar around my neck as he grins at the humour. It is a joke that never gets...

Let's Fill Every Pair of Shoes We Own With Cum

by ferretslut69 on Jun 9, 2017
Fetish

Sharon woke up with a start. She had fallen asleep in her car again. She wiped the sticky drool from her chin. Her neck hurt. She tried to roll it out. Sharon’s neck always hurt after she took naps in her car, a 2001 Saab something or other that used to be her mom’s. It had gotten dark out in the time that Sharon had been sleeping. She tried to remember why...

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A New Master, A New Life

by velvet passion on Sep 14, 2017
BDSM

Sometimes there just is no justice in this world. You work towards a goal and it comes up short. My goal was to find a good Master to take care of me and to learn me and my needs and desires. Well in the 3 short years of looking, I have found one who really appeals to me. One who has given me time to think and time to be myself without having to worry abou...

The Blind Man's Buff

by PMDlite on Aug 30, 2017
Humor & Satire

Happy April Fools Day! Here's a variation on an old joke. Hope it gets a chuckle (and a vote!) * Jerry and his wife were still on the edge of being newlyweds. Having been married just over a year, they were still infatuated with each other and enjoyed exploring their passions. So it wasn't surprising one spring evening when he arrived home and Gloria met h...