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Birthday Surprise

by wife2hotblk on Sep 14, 2017
Group Sex

Thirty-nine...39...thirty-fucking nine. Standing before the mirror in my bathroom I did a complete inspection; looking for new defects. Two hours each evening running on the beach or working-out at the gym seemed to have kept my 38-26-36 figure in decent enough shape. Of course, having never had children helped more than a bit. I suppose that I could be than...

Last Voyage of The Henrietta Bone

by Mysteria27 on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex

An age when the world as we knew it was smaller, and there were lands still not discovered. An age where the sea washed upon distant shores. It was no longer thought of as a square. It, a majestic ship, constructed from the finest wood in the forest. Designed for transporting goods, or doing naval battle. Built with three masts, each towering a hundred fee...

True Love Encounter

by Stories on Sep 12, 2017
Non-Erotic

Prologue The following story is 100% true and comes from the bottom of my heart. It involves what I perceive to be ‘true love’. This is something I have been living with for nearly 4 years now and it has been a difficult struggle. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. True Story First of all, I would like to introduce myself to you. My na...

Mailorder Sex

by honeydew on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I had a lousy day today. It started with me getting laid off work. Then my so called boyfriend, well I caught him fucking my friend. When I got home I close and lock the door not wanting to talk to or see anyone. I needed to find a job my rent was due in a two weeks. I look in the refrigerator for some thing to eat. I decided to go out and grab a newspaper a...

Cuntlet

by Conversations on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

(Author's note: Oh, hello! It's you again - Good to see you! I've just remembered that in the first chapter of my autobiography... [That was 'Some Day, All This Will be Yours' - Ed.] Yes... well, as I was saying... In there, I promised I'd tell you about learning to masturbate. Well, here's the story, although it didn't turn out quite the way I expected....

Old Friends

by IowaIke on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Imagine two couples who are friends in spite of everything, have been friends for decades. The past couple of years they were on opposite sides: one couple used to be in power, the other is just coming into the same power. This has kept them apart, especially with things said during the campaign, but that is over and it's time to heal. They reside in the sam...

The Vacation

by prose64 on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex

It's amazing what a healthy fantasy life and a partner willing to share in those fantasies can do to not only improve your sex life with each other but also make so many more possibilities an option. I guess it all started there really, an openness and willingness to share and indulge each other without judging and it ended in one of the most erotic adventu...

Katie Surprises Herself

by nakedjohn on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex

Katie was kneeling on the floor because her legs were too weak to stand. She was completely naked, and covered with sweat. Every hair on her body tingled, though they were soaked, the hair on her head drenched with sweat, her trim bush glistening and dripping with her own juices. In every direction she looked, there was a big, hard cock being stroked by its...

Louis & Caroline

by AliceInWonderland79 on Sep 17, 2017
Mature

This story is told from the point of view of both the man and the woman, in an alternating style. And, I fully admit it, there's a slow buildup. If you're looking for a "wham, bam, thank you ma'am." kinda story, this isn't it. I like to take my time when writing a story. And, hopefully, this is just the beginning of this saga so I'm offering up some backgrou...

Out of Your Seat, Out of Control

by Rosso17 on Sep 13, 2017
Group Sex

Description: Kate gets a taste of her own medicine when two of her rowers show her what it's like from their side of the boat, what it's like to be submissive. In the coxswain seat she is in control, off the water it's fair play. (I found this recently, apparently I was quite the horny virgin at the ripe age of sixteen. It still cracks me up, especially whe...