Joke Stories

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A New Lover in the Next Room

by RubberDickie on Dec 8, 2017
First Time

It started out as a stupid, "He said, she said," joke. My former roommate, Chris, and I were watching football one afternoon and the play ended up about six inches short of a first-down. We were rooting for opposite teams. He was an Ohio State fan, and I am a Michigan Alum, so naturally, it was a rivalry made in heaven. Michigan ended up short on the play...

The Curse of Preg Site

by wife2hotblk on Sep 17, 2017
Humor & Satire

Why did I do it? Why did I have to start writing again for that pregnancy fetish site? As I stared at the two purple lines on the home pregnancy test, that question kept racing through my mind. It had all begun five years before. My second husband and I were recently married and trying for a baby. It would be his first, but my fourth; having three teen chi...

Enabling

by FD45 on Sep 13, 2017
Loving Wives

This is dedicated to the friends of the guy or gal... There is no sex in this story. I edited it myself, so blame me. When I walked into the bar, Hank, Phil and Wes waved at me a little less enthusiastically then the first time I had walked in an hour or so ago. A waitress gathered Reggie's mug and plate of wings. They were laughing at something or another...

The Surprise

by hk_brnsuga on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Have you ever wondered if the person you met on Literotica is really as freaky and sexual as they make themselves out to be online? I don't anymore. They are. Believe me. And let me tell you how I know. Yesterday, I went to work like any other day. Ever see the movie The Office? That's how my job is. I sit in a cubicle and click keys on my computer. Do they...

Love Letter

by zeitgeist_the_clown on Sep 16, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

I love you. I've wanted to tell you that for months now. I'm in love with you. I hadn't expected it to happen. But it did. And now I can't stop thinking about you. I know that when Jackie first introduced us to one another, you made it clear that you weren't looking for romance, and I was fine with that at the time. I hadn't expected to fall for you. I'v...

From Whence The Lily Blooms

by TechnoSlut on Sep 17, 2017
Mature

Elizabeth and Lily were what they called 'school chums.' They had become fast friends in a year when most of their classes were together and they stayed reasonably close through the rest of their university years. Post graduation meant a different life, as it usually does, and they saw less of each other but stayed close. If one noticed a couple of months ha...

Honey, We Need to Talk

by Just_Words on Jan 16, 2019
Loving Wives

>>> >>> >>> Sorry. This is an edited version of my earlier story. I confused the names of the characters in the earlier version and fixed it here. Otherwise, it's still the same story. This is my take on the classic line. Best laid plans... and all that. I hope you find it amusing. >>> >>> >>> It was...

Life on Short Notice

by MSTarot on Sep 13, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Setting my laptop on my desk, I positioned the two black baseball-shaped speakers to the side and, with an automatic, rhythmic nod of my head, I let the tunes crank. ~Oh, yo, yo, there's a demon inside. Oh, yo, yo, just like Jekyll and Hyde! ~ With a pimp strut and an improvised dance step making me look, no doubt, like a complete moron, I went back to my...

Practical Joke

by funk_doctor on Sep 14, 2017
Group Sex

"Whoa... I don't know about this..." Kevin protested. Kevin and his girlfriend Jessica were visiting his friends Mike and Nikki who'd just moved into a new house by the lake. It was a humid summer weekend, and after Mike grilled up some steaks on the deck overlooking the water, the four of them had decided to go for a swim. Jessica insisted that she needed...

A Mage's Tale Ch. 20

by NeoShade on Feb 12, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

The taste of an angels tear is said to hold damnation. To me it was only salty. I also needed a vessel. Something in which to pour my power that could not be taken, corrupted, or poisoned by the Lords of Hell whom would seek it. Aqua had started me on this path and by her tones of late, I am far beyond her ability to see the future of. Evelena retreats fro...