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I Love Lesbians! Ch. 01

by aussie_101 on Aug 30, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

When I heard that our good friend Helen was gay, I was surprised and delighted. Well, not that surprised, on reflection; Helen was a policewoman, and a pretty tough one at that, and it seemed that most of her lady friends and female colleagues were gay. It was only a matter of time before she came out, really. Even so, it was quite an alluring piece of news....

Furry pet shop.

by Sam Jones on Jun 7, 2015
Fantasy

Cocking an eyebrow you scanned over the letter again, "This has to be a joke.” You mutter with confusion. This morning you had got up eaten a light breakfast and went to pick up the mail, which usually got here pretty early in the trucks route. Aside from the usual bills and garbage offers on the house there’s was something really odd in this round of m...

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You're In My Seat Pt. 02

by JaneSaysIt on Sep 26, 2017
First Time

Thanks to everyone who read/is reading my first story. I've been a lurker on here for a very long time and finally got the guts to post something I've written. ***** Carter "You're in my seat," I said, leaning towards her. If I angle just right, I can see a bit of the cleavage she teased me with yesterday. And I'm pretty sure she was teasing. I can't bel...

Penny and Megan Pt. 07

by VirginiaMarieAndrews on Sep 19, 2017
BDSM

Sunday, July 6, 2014, And just a little bit more I came into the living room and found her, again, sitting in front of the TV, but this time watching children's cartoons. I'd woken up in my bed, nude, freshly bathed, and with my hair done. I not at all clear on what happened after Penny helped me out of my office. I firmly put aside any thoughts that she m...

Up All Night Down Under

by eroticorgasm on Sep 13, 2017
Mature

The Perth, Australia bar and grill was filled with American sailors and Marines -- they'd arrived a week ago and were to leave in two days. It was the fourth Thursday of November, and some of the troops looked bothered they were missing some American holiday called Thanksgiving. Something they wanted to spend in the States, not Perth. She didn't know why th...

Having A Drink Together

by ithinktruth on Sep 2, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Sarah and I are sitting on my bed, watching TV and talking. It's a warm summer's day so we decided in order to stay cool we'd have some beers. On each of our 3rd, Sarah starts getting a little goofy. She does the one thing that I think she subconsciously knows I like and pushes the beer bottle down her low cut shirt and into her cleavage. Her big tits which...

Spanking Ann

by AnnGoode on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

It was a Tuesday evening and Jenny and Kate arrived for a girl's night with Ann. They always tried to meet up once a week. Ann and Jenny had been best friends since their school days. Kate was Jenny's daughter. Jenny had told Ann some time ago how much Kate liked and respected her. "She is always talking about you and how you take so much care in your appea...

The Teacher

by Addiena on Sep 19, 2017
BDSM

'Oh god, did I really just say that!' Ever the over-friendly, awkward duck in social settings, this Munch was no exception. My very first time meeting him and I have the nerve to joke that he's not nearly as good looking as his pictures. WTF? What was I thinking? It wasn't true of course, because he was, in fact, all that I thought he would be and more. Not...

Not So Innocent

by sowrongourlove on Sep 3, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I've worked for this company for around 18 months. I came in entry level but moved up really quickly and surpassed others on my way to a department manager title. I can say absolutely that my promotions were based on hard work and intelligence...I don't think my boss noticed me - I mean really noticed - until we had to spend so much time together recently....

30 Days to Freedom

by Robinrestless on Aug 28, 2002
Erotic Couplings

Kim Sawyer cursed silently as she stubbed her foot against the packing crate in the dimly lit basement. Kim, a twenty-two-year old graduate student in archeology, had been assigned to inventory what seemed like an endless number of old field study boxes in the basement of the ancient Natural Sciences building in preparation for their movement to the new Scie...

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