I'd been masturbating to Kathy Ireland's gold ass and green eyes tacked to my wall all summer. I was nineteen—stupid and destroying my teeth with the phosphoric acid in Coca Cola. My brother-in-law handed me a Miller Light and a note. It read vibe something—a girl's email from his meat selling job. He was a tall manner-less hick who lived in dive bars, so th...
"Don't you get tired of watching people with money?" "That's what we all do." That's all we do, you know, we sit in our living rooms, bitch about not having any money, while watching people with money. Yet, because we sit there hour and after hour, day after day, week after week, month after month, and year after year watching rich people on our television...
Best Buddies Sexual Peccadilloes A group of men and women sit around talking candidly about their sex lives. I'm Paul, the host of this party. Thanks for stopping by to read my story. We were all sitting around the big screen plasma TV watching the Super Bowl one year. I had invited all of my best buddies to watch the game with me. There were 21 of us guy...
For as far back as I can remember, I have had two main goals in life. Goal number one, to become a writer, I have for the most part already accomplished. Goal number two, however, is slightly more difficult to achieve. My second goal is to have sex with Angelina Jolie. As for being a writer, I write for a fairly well known magazine, while still finding time...
The tension in the air was palpable as I escorted them backstage. Chris Hemsworth quickly peeled off from the group, making an excuse about needing to go to the restroom. Jessica Chastain had just presented the Best Actress award with him, and he stayed silent as she had twice butchered the name of the winner. To be fair, Saoirse Ronan isn't the most intuit...
Based on a false story. *** Jamie's parents finally left to take her little brother trick-or-treating. Alone at last, Jamie couldn't wait to get back online. This backward town offered little fun for a high school senior, but the internet was there for her, at least now that she knew how to get around the filters. She booted up the computer. The phone ran...
Shaw was ready to rebuild the Hellfire Club. Tired of what he felt like were repeated failures, he'd had...dealt with the remaining members of the Club and now he wanted to start 100 percent fresh. He'd start small: find a Black Queen, let her settle into her new role and enjoy the power that came with it and then move on from there. He just needed a Black Q...
You are sleeping in your bed, having a great dream about you and Angelina Jolie in a very swanky hotel in Venice, having wild sex on the balcony, overlooking the canals. The dream ends. You think you hear a tiny little voice say, "And sprinkle this one good. I think Peter and Wendy need something to break the logjam. This one will do nicely." In yo...
Disclaimer -- This is a work of fiction, no way is this intended to be reality. This is my first story, written as an experiment to see if I can write Erotic fiction or need a proofreader. So thanks for reading! * Her lips... Camera's flashed repeatedly in her eyes, which she returned with the same blank smile, all teeth. Jessica Alba turned her head sli...
People call me BC. Big Cat. A nickname I've had since I was a boy. However, during my years at art college I was known as 'Fluffer'. These are the stories of that time. Fluffer's tales. # I lived in a house by the sea, almost on the beach, with this other guy called Richard from my course. He was, in fact, an actual dick, and I looked forward to him movin...