The Kid would never get laid at this rate. Xavier frowned from the booth where he nursed a martini intended to make him appear fun-loving. But he wasn't here to get wasted. This - watching men trying, and failing to pick up chicks was his job. One he was normally better at. His client, a stuttering and pimple-faced ginger IT geek blundered something about...
((Special thanks to J Swafford for creating the Body-Shifters premise. This is a self-contained story, but it might help to read J Swafford's Body-Shifters first.)) please direct hate mail to the address in my profile. * It was difficult to say which of them was more foolish. The hitch-hiker or the guy who picks her up? These days, either or both could be...
Dave was a little bit nervous, anxious and excited as he drove to the Health Club. He was embarrassed about what he had to do to get the membership, but he didn't have any money, so he did just what he had too. Oh well he thought. It worked. He was in. Pulling into the parking lot he couldn't help but notice how normal it all was. At least from the outside...
Sitting in the cafeteria that Monday afternoon, smiling dreamily over my pork turnover and mashed potatoes, I noticed that my friends were staring at me. "Dan, what's wrong with you?" my buddy Chris asked. "The whole week you've looked...I don't know..." "Happy," Vince said. "Yeah, happy. What the hell do you have to be happy about?" What indeed? I forked...
It was the day before Christmas and our Biker Club met to choose and divide into groups of three to make a run to visit several needy single ladies with children and present each of them and their children with some beautifully wrapped presents. This was our biggest charity event of the year and besides the great feeling of the gift of giving we made sure o...
Author's note: All Characters in this story are over the age of 18. All actions and depictions of sex in this story are between adults of legal age. No animals were harmed during the production of this work. Tuesday is Taco day. Britnee's Trailer Park Adventures Part One "Yeah, Fuck me, you fuckin' Inbred Morons!" Britnee cried, "Fuck me like you mean it!...
Britnee was dreaming. Dreaming she was the red rubber ball on the end of a rubber band attached to a paddleboard. She was slapping against the paddle thwapapapap. She didn't mind the slapping, she did mind the air raid siren blaring in her ears. It sounded like the end of the world. "Shut Up!" she screamed. She jerked awake. It took a moment to realize the...
In which, after some startling revelations, our Mr. Smith receives an unexpected bedtime story of love and kind offerings, and reciprocates accordingly. * * * * I couldn't come to grips with what was obviously staring me in the face, and in a big way. Literally. Sarah was sitting next to me on a sofa, talking softly as I worked to pay attention, looking de...
Probably want to read part 1 first so it makes more sense. Or maybe not, it's a free country. All the regular rules apply. Nobody under eighteen, PERIOD. no relation to anyone living or dead or undead. It's total fiction, so try not to confuse it with reality. IT'S A FANTASY! Be kind in your vicious commentary, especially you Mr. Anonymous! ~~~~~~~~~~ The...
"Damn, how do guys work with that in the office? I wanna jump on her back every time she come up the aisle, shit man. Seriously, I don't know how she can even walk through there without tearing those fucking cheap ass partitions up with them big ass hips." "Seriously, that shit got me fiending something serious. I never wanted to kiss an ass so bad in my li...