We've been down this road before and before the end we'll be down this road again. I've told you how best to survive zombies, werewolves, vampires, kaiju and robots. For a lot of these things I cannot emphasis the basics heavily enough. Which is why even if it sounds a bit like a broken record or a nineteen eighties rapper, take your pick, I have to remind y...
"Don't you get tired of watching people with money?" "That's what we all do." That's all we do, you know, we sit in our living rooms, bitch about not having any money, while watching people with money. Yet, because we sit there hour and after hour, day after day, week after week, month after month, and year after year watching rich people on our television...
Luther Jackson listened to the river. Babble fucking babble, like a pile driver in his brain. That's the way it had been for the last forty minutes. However, he knew that if he kept walking along the river he would eventually find his way back to the campsite. He couldn't believe he had let those motherfucking crackers talk him into going camping. He looke...
Andrew shut the door behind him as he entered Amanda's room. She was lying on her bed with a huge smile on her face flipping through a magazine. "So, can we talk about what just happened?" he said as he walked toward her, then sat on the edge of the bed. "That was so hot wasn't it?" Amanda said with a grin on her face. "So dangerous, I mean, you guys were...
Hi folks, You know what - I couldn't stop myself anymore, and I just DID IT!!! Whooaa - 30 dollars - one bath, one blowjob, one shot - that's it - and it was bliss throughout!!! I'M NO LONGER A VIRGIN - YIPPEEE!!! Sunday, July 15th, 2001: I was at Dempsey Clubhouse (this is where I was staying initially) all day long - just talking and watching a movie w...
(Note: While Fort Bragg is a real city in California, the beaches described in this story are entirely fictional. So don't waste your time looking for them.) THE FIRST DAY I didn't see her at first, and when I did, I thought she was a boy. I was sitting a stretch of beach I'd seen from the air the day before, flying into the airport at Fort Bragg on the...
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Or is it? All characters herein are imaginary. Or are they? All events described here are fictitious. Oh, really? All locales described here are real and actual. But this story is not to be taken seriously. Or is it? All sexual activity depicted here involves more-or-less human persons at least 18 years old, and a manuf...
Keiko treated Niki and myself to an evening of pampering and love making at a private onsen or hot bath retreat. The Japanese have taken the simple task of bathing and transformed it into a highly pleasurable activity as well as an art form to be relished. Take a couple of stunning, sexy women with you to make it a memorable visit! And don't forget the vitam...
Three. The day of the Jeckell. Steve woke up slowly; he had stayed at Angel's apartment in the Twenty Sixth Century. His ears were missing the sound of birds twittering outside. There were no birds outside her apartment, it was underground as was all of this centuries London. The birds were on the surface with all the other wild animals including wolves a...
For a starving Tyrannosaurus Rex all of this activity was the dinner bell ringing. Having been held hostage a mile out by a pair of drones he was bitter. When Jack Ramse had called the drones together to lift the Greenhouse he made an unpredicted error. The Dino busters abandoned their task to do as Jack directed. Thus, Jurassic Junior as Elle was calling hi...