by
tedsitt
on Mar 31, 2020
Humor & Satire
Jim woke up next to a fat chick and sighed. He wasn't surprised, just fed up.
"All right wall, what's the verdict?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"Zilch. Nada. Le zero."
"Oh, God. Five lines in and you're already rehashing jokes from the last chapter."
"Relax, it was just a callback. So, how's the fiancée?"
"As big as ever, no thanks to you."
"So wha...
- 1,281 Views
- 1 Favorites
- 2,854 Words
- www.literotica.com
by
andtheend
on Sep 12, 2017
Reviews & Essays
What if my government lied to me and all of us...again?
"Happy Earth Day Everyone!"
Happy Earth Day? Wait, hold on, not so fast. Stop! Deflate the balloons. Cancel the caterer. Return all the bottled water. Stop the music. Stop marching. Disband the parade. Everyone go home.
"Hey, I see you trying to hide with that tuba. Go home. And you! Stop banging tha...
- 14,345 Views
- 2 Favorites
- 57 Comments
- 3,555 Words
- www.literotica.com
by
malerp69
on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
Characters Breakdown:
Amy Rouge - A young woman in her early 30s who was diagnosed with a terminally ill condition and has entered into a cryogenic state. The main protagonist in our tale.
Mon'gor - Prison guard lower level Neanderthal.
Dr. Warner - A modern day human who first awakens Amy and her guide to humanity's role in the year 2245
Prologue...
- 9,008 Views
- 4 Favorites
- 5 Comments
- 3,347 Words
- www.literotica.com
by
victor513
on May 11, 2020
Fetish
Ruth, My Second Visit
by Victor
It's over a week since visiting Ruth, but I can't stop thinking about her.
Every waking minute, driving to work, in the office, shopping, at night laying in bed, is spent fantasising, trying to replay it in my mind.
Seeing Ruth in her nurse's uniform, as she leads me upstairs, laying on her bed as she ties my legs and wris...
- 4,693 Views
- 4 Favorites
- 2 Comments
- 5,332 Words
- www.literotica.com
Romance
Please vote. Please give me the support of your votes.
I met Daniel at a Billy Joel Concert in Central Park two years ago. We were both alone and wandering through the crowd listening to the music. I remember it being so crowded but there were pathways cutout through the crowd to walk and, as if flowing water down a meandering stream, long lines of peopl...
- 7,270 Views
- 8 Favorites
- 3 Comments
- 6,021 Words
- www.literotica.com
by
drsnip
on Sep 19, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
Upon receiving the text from Alison asking for his help, Steve had jumped to the Orphanage in Thailand. Steve materialised behind the orphanage in a little used area. Alison knew his secret as apparently did a lot of the children, but he didn't want to make it too obvious to adults. Stories by children could be dismissed as fantasies, but if too many of Alis...
- 12,463 Views
- 2 Favorites
- 1 Comments
- 10,247 Words
- www.literotica.com
by
ABSTRUSE
on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire
The following story is part of a challenge involving the demise of a digit. It is meant to be a spoof, which means it's supposed to be ridiculous so if you're not looking for humor then get the hell out of this category. There is no sex, none. Yet. Its just ridiculous writing meant to amuse the twisted of minds. Please feel free to be an idiot somewhere else...
- 9,988 Views
- 3 Favorites
- 15 Comments
- 6,163 Words
- www.literotica.com
by
LustrousSoul
on Sep 15, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
(First off I would like to mention that this is my first ever online published story of erotica, if you like it great but I would like to warn you that these stories will encounter many different sexual situations in different places. Please do not copy anything of this story without asking. The characters are fictional in every aspect and relate to no-one i...
- 17,922 Views
- 1 Favorites
- 2,447 Words
- www.literotica.com
by
buck_maelstrom
on Aug 17, 2017
Erotic Couplings
Her clothes dropped like autumn leaves, revealing flesh as ripe and sweet as a Delicious apple. A teasing west wind tossed the bright hair uplifted from her head, and Daniel wakened from his summer dream.
It had been a sultry dream. A dream like all dreams, filled with those events that altered and illuminated our time. And he, he was there. Yes, it was a s...
- 27,915 Views
- 1 Favorites
- 2,352 Words
- www.literotica.com
by
Lobosolo51
on Oct 6, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
Dragon Tales -- The Beginning
To those who are reading this history, welcome. As I age, I have taken more time in my busy life to contemplate the past -- to reminisce on certain topics and even research some with which I am less familiar. As I have done this, it has occurred to me that some of my research, memories and recollections may be of interest to ot...
- 2,983 Views
- 6 Favorites
- 2 Comments
- 2,332 Words
- www.literotica.com