"Don't you get tired of watching people with money?" "That's what we all do." That's all we do, you know, we sit in our living rooms, bitch about not having any money, while watching people with money. Yet, because we sit there hour and after hour, day after day, week after week, month after month, and year after year watching rich people on our television...
The way you look back at me tells me all I need to know. I fear what is to come, but I also lust for it, crave it. It is one of the times were you want me to be rough with you. Make you mine, use you for my pleasure. I long for these nights, these times of uninhibited passion. But I also fear these nights, or rather the morning after. The waking up into a wo...
Steve jumped into the future, to attempt to stop Angel's mother from being killed by the Rogue Storm Trooper. To be precise, the Storm Trooper had already killed Angel's mother. Steve was going to try and change history, to erase her death. The British Temporal Organisation; that effectively controlled Time Travel frowned upon this. He would have to k...
Quick-Witted Excuse #1: For Males When Caught Cheating Recently, I posted my quick-witted excuse for females when caught cheating. Now, I post my quick-witted excuse for males when caught cheating. Excuse #1: To tell your wife, girlfriend or significant other when caught cheating. (The writer claims no responsibility legally, civilly or otherwise should y...
Captain Jameson T-Shirt can not deal well with the strange mix of wavers coming from Planet Ozone Mk-2. Another star ship, a Deity 6H6 vessel is in the area. At the helm of that ship is Kirk's old pain in the food chain, Harry Mudd. Onboard Mudd has powerful stuff running. None of the pirate's cargo are flesh and blood women today or tonight. None are techni...
Sci-fi... science fiction. The very word conjures to mind spaceships, intergalactic civilization, laserbeams and robots. Or, maybe it just conjues up images of slightly overweight nerds in glasses who are obsessed with TV shows and live in their parents basement. Which is unfortunate, even if there is some grain of truth in it. I'll admit it. I'm a little n...
First Weekend I sat in my office, trying to find the ending. The film was stuck, like its protagonist, in a state of limbo. Either it was the ending that we shot—four months ago, almost—or it was something I'd need to create, in the edit suite, there on my computer. Using an extension cord borrowed from my roommate Jose. Something that had yet had to exist....
Characters Breakdown: Amy Rouge - A young woman in her early 30s who was diagnosed with a terminally ill condition and has entered into a cryogenic state. The main protagonist in our tale. Mon'gor - Prison guard lower level Neanderthal. Dr. Warner - A modern day human who first awakens Amy and her guide to humanity's role in the year 2245 Prologue...
"Super Shark Versus Alien T-Rex, that's the title of the frigging movie?" Zulai Basayev said, aghast. The Chechen-born actress resisted the urge to grab her agent by the neck, and sighed deeply. The agent in question, a mustachioed, bald-headed little man named Nikolai, seemed unusually happy as he presented her with a copy of the script, courtesy of Directo...
What if my government lied to me and all of us...again? "Happy Earth Day Everyone!" Happy Earth Day? Wait, hold on, not so fast. Stop! Deflate the balloons. Cancel the caterer. Return all the bottled water. Stop the music. Stop marching. Disband the parade. Everyone go home. "Hey, I see you trying to hide with that tuba. Go home. And you! Stop banging tha...