THE LONG ROUTE "Would anybody really be surprised if Justin Bieber had the name 'Geraldo' tattooed on his penis?" I asked the stay-at-home mom wearing nothing but well-placed body paint. Through a concrete coating of eyeliner, she stared back at me, gulped the remainder of her Fuzzy Navel, and headed out to the dance floor. Three cowboys wearing ass-less c...
Marisela's cunt smelled like piss that morning when she got out of bed. She went to the bathroom and splashed some rose water on her tits and throat and then took a palmful and worked it into her hairy groin. Her legs ached from the night before when she endured two shows at The Blue Canary. She was due to work again that night. She was a real performer. Tha...
Reading the earlier chapters will give you perspective on the progression here, although you can read this as a stand alone piece. After the last few nights (and days!!), I needed recharging. I piloted the Wet n Wild across the bay to a marina where I knew the dock master, Bobby. Bobby helped me tie down and we shared a beer and caught up. I mentioned th...
It was a bright summer afternoon and the Kennedy parents were out, leaving their three daughters Sam, Veronica and Lucy in the house. Mr and Mrs Kennedy had a special appointment with each of their bosses concerning their upgrades for their job positions. "We'll be back by midnight, take care munchkins..." Mrs Jane told her three lovely daughters. The eld...
A month ago, I was out at our cottage. I stop by every few weeks, just to make sure everything is ok. I always check all the windows and doors, to make sure no one has broken in. I also like to check to make sure the furnace and other mechanical things are all still working. If I am lucky, I run into either Frank or Jay. Frank is my neighbor on one side of...
This is a parody... It is not real *** This is my story, sort of. It's a small example, of who I am. I came along and took the sex story world by storm, with my freaky, in your face, stories and swagg. I was invited to be on Ellen the other day. I decided if I was gonna do it, then I was gonna do it big pimpin' style. I was gonna show Ellen DeGeneres exact...
"Zip me?" Jen said to Mike, turning around and holding up her long blonde hair. Mike zipped Jen's dress and then she turned around. "What do you think?" Mike's eyes went up and down his wife, his heart beat quickening. Jen wore a sleeveless white shift dress. While it showed off her slim figure, it certainly wasn't body hugging. The dress was simple and cla...
Author's Note: Any and all persons engaging in any sexual activity are at least eighteen years of age. As always, I need to thank, Stylus and Madison (ThanatopicFolds) my cool editors. If you spot any issues with grammar, it's because the editing came from Down Under where beer does flow and men chunder, so it's all good. Chapters 7&8 were supposed to be...
This is an Nude Day contest story. Please vote, make a comment and add me and/or this story to your favorite list. Celebrities get naked, when models are a no show. * At the time, in celebration of Nude Day, it was a good idea to hire every day, average looking people, albeit emaciated looking people, to model nude, as the Director's way to show the cont...
Under the influence of 3 drinks, Judy was getting flirty, while Deborah seemed to withdraw. Judy had just broached the subject of sex: she'd asked me to talk about the strangest thing my wife and I had done. I answered truthfully, "Well, you might find it pretty weird, but hopefully not creepy weird." I went on to explain how a medical condition had made sex...