I think I knew that my career as an associate warden of a major state prison was going to end the night that I passed Turk's cell for the first time. I had a habit of wandering up and down the cellblocks, day and night, just to let the inmates know I was tough and was ready to rumble if they were. It's true, I'm a hardass. Well, not at home. When I'm at h...
Dear Shoeblossom- I love the surreptitious taping of husbands, and have now sent you mine. Maybe you really should start that podcast Charissa "I think it went very well, Victor. And you shouldn't worry too much of what Bart thinks of you now." "What do you mean, Charissa? You forced me to give my best friend a blowjob. I mean, we're both guys. Men. And...
Dear Shoeblossom-- I love your letters, but noticed you had nothing from our humble Rhode Island. During corner time after a painful discipline session, I turned my phone's recorder on. I love my stepdaughter, and wouldn't embarrass her, but she is so wild she doesn't care, and of course she is of age. This is for your "Taped Confessions" Eugene Scobrinks...
Prabu obediently was sucking away on Goddess Glitter's plastic schlong, the biggest she had. He hoped she wasn't upset with him, but even the great job he was doing with the slurping didn't seem to get a smile on her face. "Enough!" Glitter grabbed Prab's mop of ink black hair and pulled him off the dildo. It was such a gorgeous thing, hanging from the...
Dear Shoeblossom I thought I'd never want to leave my wife and marry one of my adulterous "flings" . Even when I began seeing Helix, my ditzy clerk at the pharmacy I own, I figured I would just have a good time with her and then fire her for, you know... Abstracting Percodans or something. It's true, I'm a real shit. But Helix was a terrible flirt, and s...
Norma Fishbein turned on her computer...and yes, look who was waiting! Norma shook back her long ash blonde hair, refreshed her lip plumper and became Mistress Merlyn. Crackers's webcam opened, and there he was, looking somewhat hopeful. Naked, and look at that frustrated dong. What Merlyn loved about Crackers was, he was an honor system guy who actually w...
Kapri Totten, Head Server at "Bimpole's House of Beef" bent the bamboo cane and looked carefully at her employer. "Bim, you need to lean further down and grab your ankles." Kapri clucked her tongue briskly. "It's 'cos you don't do sit-ups. That's why you can't grab them." Kapri snickered, tossing her blonde ponytail. "That's also why you can't suck your ow...
Lysbon and Lobelia McMurdo are trouble, hell on wheels, but like a bee to honey, I just got um, wrangled. I am standing in the middle of Lysbon's parlor, naked and feeling very foolish. I'm a pudgy man, and some might say homely. I was lucky to marry Lysbon's sister Lobelia, who is quite fetching, if a bit crude. It's a shame she lost interest in me. Lysbo...
Bianca Chemise Nosegay was finding Buttermilk Falls quite a comfortable hamlet. Nosi had been here only a brief period, but she'd traveled a bit, and thought there seemed to be a lot of mental health in this town. Nosi loved running along Buttermilk Boulevard, and the people were fun. The previous owners of her condo, Barbeau and Brisbois Chevaliot, a coupl...
Norman looked at Strudel, trying to hide his desperation. His penis surged against the unforgiving cage. Norman gritted his teeth, and then thought better of it. Strudel looked up from her magazine. Noting the bulge in Norman's khakis, she smiled. "Strudel, darling," Norman pleaded. Absently, Strudel played with the key around her neck, then dropping a sc...