Humphrey looked at Chyna dispiritedly. They had so little in common, sitting here in the diner. Humphrey was an intellectual who took joy in doing the "Times" Sunday Crossword in pen, and in being president of the Buttermilk Falls Chess Club. Chyna reveled in having her hair done, and popping gum in the left side of her adorable cheek. Sexy, yes, but also...
When Sebastian walked into the living room, he was astounded. Hope was sitting there with a cake, and six beautiful women. "Hello, darling" Hope said, giggling "Happy birthday." Hope's boobs heaved in her little striped top. Sebastian grinned. This was great, and today he was a real guy, not Hope's little slave boy. It was his birthday...and look at all the...
"So I was thinking? Of putting a torture thing in the Fortune Bowl, of having my head shaved?" Rina asked. Sitting in his armchair, Soames remembered how irritating it was, talking to Rina, who liked talking in questions. Was it a Jersey thing? There were so many interesting fortunes in the Bowl. In the Game that Soames's subs played, a sub would reach in...
Kourtney, Mary Grace and Caprice crossed Buttermilk Boulevard over to Scarne Avenue, continuing their months long argument about which store is better-Betsy Johnson's or Ann Taylor? "My mom fucking goes to Ann Taylor." Mary Grace said heatedly. "Why would" "Who's that guy, that's Birdie, right?" Kourtney said, staring. "He's kind of cute, BIG." Kourtney s...
Del leaned in to young Ned, kissing his neck and his lips, and then she began kissing down his narrow chest to his raging hard cock. Ned was completely insane with desire. "My old girlfriend used to snort cocaine off my chest before she..." But Del leaned over and put a long red nail to his lips. "Darling Ned...don't talk about dirt bags you used to d...
Dear Shoeblossom, I really enjoyed taping this freaky convo I had with my tight-ass adopted pearly white brother...hope you like it too! * Ventura Metcalfe "It feels so good when you play with my balls, Ventura." "You are such a little perv, Wynton, just so..." "I fixed it so you could quit the Bureau of Vital Statistics and become a breeder of Irish S...
Nonie sat in confusion. They'd been having a reunion--Hal wanted Nonie to meet his little sister Crystalin and her boyfriend Greg, and somewhere along the line, they began talking about their family life. "Do you remember, Hal?" Crystalin asked, tossing her ash blonde hair. "You were so rebellious that summer, and Mom knew how to remind you that you were he...
From the first time Crowther saw Vittoria in his Sociology class at Buttermilk State, he’d been both attracted and slightly frightened by her. She was a gorgeous Mediterranean chick, and Crowther often heard her snort from the back of the room when he was answering the teacher’s questions. Long legs, usually either a leather mini with fishnet stockings or...
Dear Shoeblossom, here is a recording I did with my boyfriend recently, he was unaware of it, of course...love your "Taped Confessions" series. thanks, Sinclair "Pongo, it was your fantasy, wasn't it?" "Sinclair, it was, but to be paraded through my aunt's garden party, where everyone is dressed so elegantly--" "Oh, you're exaggerating" "Every worthw...
Dear Shoeblossom, My sister-in-law and I are thinking of turning this into a regular podcast! We had to debate whether to have it be "Letter from Austin" or "Houston" or even "Laredo" since we have family all over Texas. Thanks again for your "Taped Confessions" series. Thanks, Bunny Baxter "Talise, it just seems like you are so hard on Calder." "Why...