This is a fun, humorous set of jokes inspired by the classic "Good Girl, Bad Girl" sex jokes and expanded upon. Please enjoy the "Life of a Slut Wife and Mum" series in conjunction with it and message and comment any feedback you have for both this and the main series. ***** Good girls fuck like kittens Bad girls fuck like bitches My mum fucks like a bu...
The Morning of the Night Before Or A Fair Woman Throws Me a Lifeline He sits in the funky, homey café, surrounded by young families with fussy children, Mexican lovers, an overweight white couple. The food is hearty and plentiful, conducive to the large framed clientele. His ravenous appetite is sated and the sexual yearning so rampant a few hours before li...
It was one of those crazy Summer Days in London, wet, cloudy, gloomy with a cold wind blowing all day. The kind of weather that makes people do strange things. And if you were to see Lisa, lying naked, heaving, moaning, writhing, tits bouncing from the cock that was slamming into her cunt ... her grunting muffled because of the dildo in her mouth on which...
When we made it up the temple steps, we found Heather waiting impatiently by a big, ornate doorbell. "Can I? Can I? Can I?" she asked, practically bouncing up and down. I laughed and motioned for her to ring the bell, and she happily did. About a minute later, a woman about 60 came to the door and smiled at us. "Ah, Leo and Clara, and...?" she asked politel...
There are a few things you should know first: A) He was sensual and creative. I think you can be sensual without being creative, but I don't think you can be creative without being sensual. Fortunately for me, he was both. B) He was my intellectual equal, something I had not experienced in a long time. I was able to talk to him without explaining myself,...
Lia pushed a thin strand of her dark brown hair behind her ear, twirled the end between her thumb and forefinger for a moment, then let her hair fall. "You're beautiful." The stocky man approached from her left side and she barely got a look at him before he arranged himself behind her chair and placed his large hands on her shoulders. Lia shrugged off the...
If I were to guess, this would probably be the point where I will probably start losing some interest among others. The story begins to take a darker turn, and won't actually lighten up much. However, despite that, I think my writing muse has been re-ignited. I have definite plans to do a few 'side stories' involving the same characters in a more lightheart...
You have asked, my Lord, how Your precious jewel became so knowledgeable in the art of love…as You know, when she came to You, she was not untouched… Hear then, O my Lord, the Tale of the Houri, in which she explains her life before You graced her with Your attentions… My Introduction to Pleasure I was always a precocious child; curious and lively. I grew...
This was written for the 750 Word Project. The story itself is exactly 750 words long according to Microsoft Word. Thanks for reading! _______________________________ "Can you help me, please?" I did, several times, always hoping she'd be back again. In their infinite wisdom, the powers that be in Financial Aid had assigned me to the Computer Help Desk...
Chapter 13 The Maiden's Wish I was sitting at my desk by the light of the two candles in the sunflower candle holders checking my calculations and making notes about the oats, when Roy pulled back my drapes and threw a bag on to my bed. "A go-fer girl dropped this off for you just now," he said. It had been six days since I had serviced the Soul Sisters of...