This is a sleazy ass fuck parody... It ain't real Cast : James (Me) Kim Kardashian (Herself) Penny (Penny From The Big Bang Theory) Ronda Rousey (Herself) Professor Gaia (Herself) Alia Janine (Herself) My Aunt Beth (Beth Chapman) And Spence (Spence Ulchin Of The Sitcom King Of Queens) "I'm glad you won your bet babe... thank you for the wonderf...
WARNING: White Trash Fuck Parody... Fucked Up And Freaky As Fuck... "Just fuckin' film it jackass! Yeahhhhhhhh... lick that piss up bitch! Who's your piss daddy?" "You are baby. You're my beautiful, piss daddy James. Mmmmmmmm. (Drinking down every drop of my piss)" "Zoom in... get in her mouth. Make sure they can see her swallowing my fuckin' piss. Don't...
My office... Funky Ass Productions... Hollywood... "Babe... this is a great idea." "Thanks. Spence loves cosplay so it makes sense." "Great costume too." "Yep. The black and gold go well together. Easy access for his cock too... and ass." "Mmmhmmm. Yum. Very nice. God... his cock is so much bigger now too. Yummy. I may have to try it out for myself."...
NOTE: The following essay was sent to the author via OuijaMail, a new mobile app that promises to be the next Instagram. Its proprietary technology allows correspondence between contemporary authors and historical figures. The sender of this essay claims to be Samson, a legendary barbarian warrior from the Middle Ages. According to an unpublished essay by Jo...
You are the leader of the harem in which you can order your harem to ride that big fat cock of yours or do something else like recruit another member or get a job so you can have more money. To your harem, you are god. You can do anything. Now i am going to try and be consistent with adding chapters as im going to focus on 4 characters. 3 of them will be har...
"OH MY GOD... I'M CUMMINGGGGGGGGG!!" My very personal assistant/supreme fuck buddy Beth Chapman screams out, as she squirts all over my gigantic cock, as I plow her slick, sweet, cum sucking pussy from behind. I've got the mega busty, blonde babe bent over my desk, as I ravage her mature twat like only I can. The fucking desk is shaking from the force of my...
"From the crib to the grave You live as a slave And that's just a matter of fact" ― ODD TV, Illusions Government, in concert with an ignorant populace, had made my existence a sequence from Halloween ― during which Michael Myers relentlessly pursues Jamie Lee Curtis. My days were drowned in fear; my nights deluged in anxiety. I wasn't sure how long I'd...
Matt was walking down the street on a very boring day, barely looking where he was walking. He had thought to himself many times before that he wished something exciting would happen. Unknowingly, he would get his wish this day. He walked down the dirt path that he always walked to get to the bar only about two miles away. Matt forced himself to walk slowl...
This is a perverted funhouse fuck parody... It ain't real "This is great babe... It looks like so much fun." "Yeah babe... it's wild... It makes me horny." I was in the control room to my newest perverted idea... a Sex Funhouse. I built it in my backyard. It's two floors of perverted sex fun. There are different rooms and fun places to get off sexually......
Goddess Ashley met me outside of a Panera Bread for the ostensible reason of returning my credit cards to me. She was sitting alone at a small table, drinking a mango smoothie. She wore a white halter top, black shorts, and white high-heeled sandals. Sunglasses stylishly perched atop that luxurious blonde hair. As I approached, I could see her ruminating on...