THIS IS A PARODY... IT IS NOT REAL I was sitting in Kim Kardashian's house, with her mom, Kris Jenner, waiting for the queen herself to show up. Kris had hired me to remodel Kim's bedroom because I'm the best in the biz, at what I do. I have a long list of celebrity clientele, I have worked with and they all have loved my work. I'm also the best, at anothe...
I stood outside the door of my room and looked down the long hallway of the old hotel. Its dark mahogany walls and bright red carpet were from another era. I could see the figure at the end of the hallway running to me, it was female. She finally stopped when she saw me. "Take me away, Jim...I can't handle this anymore, please help me." she said as she col...
The idea that I might have an easier schedule with the Morrison group than with Artists Unlimited was anything but. To be fair, I was working a lot of assignments but I began to think that Jackie Morrison's idea of me being a producer might not be so bad after all. For now though, I thought it was best to do the job I was hired for and keep my ambitions in c...
APRIL 20, 2017: A YACHT IN THE MEDITERRANEAN "Holy shit... Your schlong is just as big as Pamela Anderson claimed on Twitter." The Eurobabe cast her blue-eyed gaze upward, admiring the musclebound physique of the raven-haired Adonis sprawled across the large bed. His appearance could not be described as anything other than devilishly handsome. In particular...
I didn't ask to be sucked down the rabbit hole of "Kimye." Hell, it was the nanny agency's idea. I don't even know how they picked my agency, to be honest. Yet for some reason, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian called my agency to find a male nanny for their new baby – North West, as all bloggers and comedians know – and I won the lottery. For the next two-and...
Author's Note: This story is completely fictional and did not happen. All characters and names are fictional and were made up. This series is a spin off to 'Breaking The Internet', a story I wrote last year around this time. The ideas and themes that were introduced in that story will be thoroughly explored through this series. Hope you all enjoy! *******...
Author's note: This is a work of fantasy and as a result doesn't conform to the limitations of reality (safe sex, physics of anal sex, etc). That's why it's erotic fiction rather than a user manual. Feedback and voting is always very much appreciated. Thanks! It had started like any other night at work. But now here he was, in the backseat of a stretch...
Part 3: Romancing Kourtney So now we were getting somewhere. Kourtney was coming into the mix. As ravenous for her as I've always been, I couldn't tip my hand. It would scare both Kim and Kourtney away and I'd be left with just a bra and panties and some tapes of a horny girl sucking and getting fucked. I wanted much more. Two days later Kim phoned me to...
"Where's my darling grandson?" "He's upstairs. He hasn't been feeling well. Bridgette is taking care of him." "I bet she is." (Grandmotherly giggling) "She does a great job for my baby." "Yes. She's a talented employee. I'm glad she can help my grandson feel better. I'm more than happy to do that myself though, dear." "I know you are mom... so am I. Don...
SEX FICTION SEX IS MY KINGDOM... ALL HAIL ME AND MY COCK FUCKING IS LIVING... SO LIVE LONG AND PROSPER YOUR HORNY ASS OFF Sitting in the kitchen of my mother in law Kris Jenner. I'm waiting for my wife Kim Kardashian. I'm not a fan of waiting around. Even though Kris is on her knees, under the kitchen table, sucking me off. She's pregnant with my child......