by
DickThePimp
on Jan 22, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
White Trash Fuck Parody
Warning: This series contains depraved and fucked up sex including incest... bdsm... sexual domination... pimps and hoes... and tons of pissing... OH FUCKING YEAH!!
My family will appear at different times throughout the series, as will my wives, girlfriends and other celebrities
Episode 01: The Rednecks Of Beverly Hills
Hey ther...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jun 3, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Sex Fiction... Perverted And Dirty But Not Real
Spence's porn career has been going great. His movies are all big hits... and he's making us... especially me... a lot of money.
Kim (Kardashian) has been keeping on top of things, making sure Spence (The King Of Queens) doesn't do anything stupid to mess up his new porn stud image. It's a tough job... but my...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jun 8, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This Is Trashy TV
By : DickThePimp
500 million subscribers and counting worldwide... $10 a month each... 20 billion dollars a year in merchandising and advertising... That's 80 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR IN REVENUE... Trashy TV... Cause Trashy Fun Is The Funnest Fun
Trashy TV headquarters... West Hollywood... 100 floors of sexually trashy awesomeness...
"GOD...
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by
DickThePimp
on Sep 12, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a freaky elevator fuckfest parody.
My friend Spence Ulchin and I were riding an elevator at 30 Rock, the NBC building in NYC. I was there on business and I brought him along to keep me from getting bored. The elevator stopped and one very interesting person got on. She was very recognizable and especially to me. We used to date. She's the Queen of S...
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by
HughMungus1
on Jan 21, 2020
How To
So, I'm at this sleaze-fuck Days Inn off the interstate ― where an Ebony Goddess is spraying fountains of squirt on my turgid timber ― and I begin wonderin', "Whatever happened to Rick Moranis?" I mean Spaceballs; Ghostbusters; Honey, I Shrunk the Kids! The guy was huge in the '80s! Now nothing?!
My friend Larry ― who'd organized the event ― stood and began...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jan 15, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Fucked Up And Freaky Fuck Parody
"Baby... I love your hair... You're so damn handsome." My mom Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) compliments my new hairstyle. She looks it over, holding my face... moving it side to side. Mom kisses me, then goes into her kitchen... we're at my parent's house in Beverly Hills.
"I know... I think it's hot." My wife... one of...
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by
SspeakEeasy
on Sep 12, 2017
Interracial Love
Jacqueline began closing the door to her apartment when a strong hand stopped it. Josh her longtime best friend walked through the door, with a bag from their favorite Tai restaurant Wakki. He began telling her a story about what happened at the gym that morning, and all she could do was examine the spectacular outcome of those hours he put in at the gym....
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by
riverboy
on Sep 13, 2017
Group Sex
Hi everybody, Kathy here again. So here's the thing—I'm not gonna write things in order like Steve did. I'm just gonna tell you random stories, whatever pops into my head on a day I feel like writing. I started with my 'ass virgin' story, partly because I love telling it but mostly because of that big story on the news the other day about Kim Kardashian's bi...
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by
DickThePimp
on Sep 12, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a freaky porn parody.
This is my new series on the porn life... Enjoy my freaks.
"Ok Selena, just like that. Blow me a kiss. Good, now pop out that chest a little more." I was taking some pictures of Selena Gomez. She came to me, because she was bored with her career. She wanted to reinvent herself and show her naughty side. So here we were, her sh...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jan 1, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Fucked up fuck Parody Alert
Hey there... My name's James... You all know me as the star of most of Dick The Motherfucking Pimp's stories... His alter ego... We've done a lot of stories together... offended a few people... entertained a few too... Along the way, we've had some criticism... some nice comments... and some perverted fun... Also along the way so...
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