by
DickThePimp
on Jan 15, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Fucked Up And Freaky Fuck Parody
"Baby... I love your hair... You're so damn handsome." My mom Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) compliments my new hairstyle. She looks it over, holding my face... moving it side to side. Mom kisses me, then goes into her kitchen... we're at my parent's house in Beverly Hills.
"I know... I think it's hot." My wife... one of...
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by
SspeakEeasy
on Sep 12, 2017
Interracial Love
Jacqueline began closing the door to her apartment when a strong hand stopped it. Josh her longtime best friend walked through the door, with a bag from their favorite Tai restaurant Wakki. He began telling her a story about what happened at the gym that morning, and all she could do was examine the spectacular outcome of those hours he put in at the gym....
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by
riverboy
on Sep 13, 2017
Group Sex
Hi everybody, Kathy here again. So here's the thing—I'm not gonna write things in order like Steve did. I'm just gonna tell you random stories, whatever pops into my head on a day I feel like writing. I started with my 'ass virgin' story, partly because I love telling it but mostly because of that big story on the news the other day about Kim Kardashian's bi...
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by
DickThePimp
on Sep 12, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a freaky porn parody.
This is my new series on the porn life... Enjoy my freaks.
"Ok Selena, just like that. Blow me a kiss. Good, now pop out that chest a little more." I was taking some pictures of Selena Gomez. She came to me, because she was bored with her career. She wanted to reinvent herself and show her naughty side. So here we were, her sh...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jan 1, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Fucked up fuck Parody Alert
Hey there... My name's James... You all know me as the star of most of Dick The Motherfucking Pimp's stories... His alter ego... We've done a lot of stories together... offended a few people... entertained a few too... Along the way, we've had some criticism... some nice comments... and some perverted fun... Also along the way so...
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by
DickThePimp
on Dec 3, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a sleazy ass fuck parody... It ain't real
Cast :
James (Me)
Kim Kardashian (Herself)
Penny (Penny From The Big Bang Theory)
Ronda Rousey (Herself)
Professor Gaia (Herself)
Alia Janine (Herself)
My Aunt Beth (Beth Chapman)
And
Spence (Spence Ulchin Of The Sitcom King Of Queens)
"I'm glad you won your bet babe... thank you for the wonderf...
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by
DickThePimp
on Mar 26, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
WARNING: White Trash Fuck Parody... Fucked Up And Freaky As Fuck...
"Just fuckin' film it jackass! Yeahhhhhhhh... lick that piss up bitch! Who's your piss daddy?"
"You are baby. You're my beautiful, piss daddy James. Mmmmmmmm. (Drinking down every drop of my piss)"
"Zoom in... get in her mouth. Make sure they can see her swallowing my fuckin' piss. Don't...
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by
DickThePimp
on Oct 5, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
My office... Funky Ass Productions... Hollywood...
"Babe... this is a great idea."
"Thanks. Spence loves cosplay so it makes sense."
"Great costume too."
"Yep. The black and gold go well together. Easy access for his cock too... and ass."
"Mmmhmmm. Yum. Very nice. God... his cock is so much bigger now too. Yummy. I may have to try it out for myself."...
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by
DickThePimp
on Feb 26, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Beautifully Depraved Sex Parody
"Good James... Ok Kendall, arch your back and lean back into James... Kylie, stand beside theme and be sexy." The photographer keeps the photo shoot running smoothly. My sisters in law Kendall and Kylie Jenner are doing a photoshoot with me for their new calendar. It takes me back to my modeling days. Kendall and Kylie both l...
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by
FalseReality
on Aug 19, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur
{Note: I am not a writer, but the story below is absolutely true. I can't seem to shake it from my mind, so I though sharing with others would be the best outlet. Depending on events that may unfold over the next week or two, there may be additional chapters.]
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I am far from perfect, but I try to stay healthy. As part of my regimen, I eat lots of fruits a...
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