This is a Summer Lovin' contest story. Please vote. * What I Did During Summer Vacation When most others have barbeques and pool parties, others write letters during the long, hot summer. Dear Anthony, How's your summer? Have you taken the kids anywhere on their summer vacation? Unfortunately, things don't look good for me. This is my last letter to y...
DISCLAIMER: I know how some readers hate long disclaimers at the beginning of a story, so I'll keep this really quick and to the point. The story you are about to read is fiction intended for adult entertainment, which you probably already figured out given the site you're reading it on, but just to be on the safe side: "adult entertainment" means that yo...
White Trash Fuck Parody Warning: This series contains depraved and fucked up sex including incest... bdsm... sexual domination... pimps and hoes... and tons of pissing... OH FUCKING YEAH!! My family will appear at different times throughout the series, as will my wives, girlfriends and other celebrities Episode 01: The Rednecks Of Beverly Hills Hey ther...
Sex Fiction... Perverted And Dirty But Not Real Spence's porn career has been going great. His movies are all big hits... and he's making us... especially me... a lot of money. Kim (Kardashian) has been keeping on top of things, making sure Spence (The King Of Queens) doesn't do anything stupid to mess up his new porn stud image. It's a tough job... but my...
This is a freaky elevator fuckfest parody. My friend Spence Ulchin and I were riding an elevator at 30 Rock, the NBC building in NYC. I was there on business and I brought him along to keep me from getting bored. The elevator stopped and one very interesting person got on. She was very recognizable and especially to me. We used to date. She's the Queen of S...
So, I'm at this sleaze-fuck Days Inn off the interstate ― where an Ebony Goddess is spraying fountains of squirt on my turgid timber ― and I begin wonderin', "Whatever happened to Rick Moranis?" I mean Spaceballs; Ghostbusters; Honey, I Shrunk the Kids! The guy was huge in the '80s! Now nothing?! My friend Larry ― who'd organized the event ― stood and began...
Fucked Up And Freaky Fuck Parody "Baby... I love your hair... You're so damn handsome." My mom Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) compliments my new hairstyle. She looks it over, holding my face... moving it side to side. Mom kisses me, then goes into her kitchen... we're at my parent's house in Beverly Hills. "I know... I think it's hot." My wife... one of...
Jacqueline began closing the door to her apartment when a strong hand stopped it. Josh her longtime best friend walked through the door, with a bag from their favorite Tai restaurant Wakki. He began telling her a story about what happened at the gym that morning, and all she could do was examine the spectacular outcome of those hours he put in at the gym....
At 95 mph, the broken white lane lines seem to merge into a single, infinite white stripe. Overhead street lamps blur. I swerve and roar past red tail lights, swallowing up slower traffic like I'm Pac Man in a Pathfinder. Normally, I'm a safe, law-abiding driver. Even at normal speeds, I won't text. Tonight, though, is a different story. I check my phone:...
WE'RE ALL WHORES HERE... The sign as you enter my estate News reporter standing by the entrance to Whoreland... "It's called Whoreland. It's an estate that looks more like a small town. It's 100,000 plus acres up in the Hollywood Hills of hedonistic debauchery gone wild. Anything goes. Only one man rules this palace of perverted pleasure. And his name is...