This Is Trashy TV By : DickThePimp 500 million subscribers and counting worldwide... $10 a month each... 20 billion dollars a year in merchandising and advertising... That's 80 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR IN REVENUE... Trashy TV... Cause Trashy Fun Is The Funnest Fun Trashy TV headquarters... West Hollywood... 100 floors of sexually trashy awesomeness... "GOD...
Please give me the support of your vote. * Tiffany takes Walter to a very exclusively private, secret celebrity, swinging hideout where only the rich and famous play all night and have sex with other celebrities. Saturday night and with Bill, Tiffany's husband, getting to know Linda, Walter's wife much better sexually, Walter and Tiffany were out for an...
Beautiful Depravity 03 By : DickThePimp "My gorgeous son in law. If only you weren't married to my oldest daughter." "I'm next in line, mom." "No... I'm next. If James and Kim split up, I get him next." "Says who?" "Says me!" "Girls. Please. I'm your mother... so I get him. That's the rules. So relax." "Excuse me?" Kim walks into her mom's living roo...
This is all fan fiction, it is not meant to take real. All characters in this story are above 18. *** Cara Delevingne and Kendall Jenner had been besties for a long time, there were even rumors the two dated. But neither of them ever confirmed it so it was up to people's imagination. However Cara spent a lot of time at the Kardashian mansion, she was like...
Ahhhhhhhh. Nothing like a mid day piss. Especially in the fancy ass lobby of your office/apartment building. Right there in my favorite chair. Piss flying on the fucking floor. I own the building, so no pain in the ass bitching about it. I love pissing in front of people. All over people too. I get off on it. They do too. Most of em do. The others... fuck em...
Witches never die. Living forever, they are here now and are here to stay. ...And so is Satan. So, with witches all around us, just out of curiosity, who do you think is a witch today? If witches lived today, do you suspect anyone as being a witch? With them easy to identify in the way they looked more than 300 years ago, seemingly witches had a difficult t...
Freaks, Geeks And Porn 01 By : DickThePimp "He's a virgin. So take it easy on him. Don't wanna scare him off." "Mmmmmmmmm. God, I love your cock, sweetheart. My gorgeous son." I wink up at my mom (Kelly Madison). "We'll make sure he's fine, babe. Don't worry." Kim licks my left nipple, sucking hard on my piercing. "Yes, babe. We'll take good care of hi...
"I missed this," I thought I heard. With my face buried in Kat Dennings' bursting cleavage, I could be forgiven for not hearing her right. Nevertheless, I chose to believe I heard her right and said, "Me too," although I probably made it hard for her to hear me. "Well, doy," I heard a little better. At that point, I finally lifted my head out of her chest,...
"Would you rather be gay and rich or straight and poor?" asked Kyle. As high school boys, we all replied with an enthusiastic, "Straight and poor!" I don't know how it always gets to this no matter what the subject. We end up asking Would You questions and it always ends up bizarre. A pretty good question hit me. "Would you eat a guy's ass but the reward w...
"So... Megyn... what do you think about my idea to spice things up around here?" "What about you Gretchen?" "Uh huh... and you Katie?" I'm leaning back in my very comfy office chair, asking my three main ladies Gere at the Network how they feel about my idea of having a fan raffle each day, so a lucky fan can come up to Fuck You TV and fuck their favorite...