Just before I got engaged, I had a quick fling with a Jewish woman I met at a college reunion party. I did not know her when we were at school (she was four years younger; it was an open party for all alumni), but we hit it off. She liked that I was successful and in shape. I liked that she was hot as hell. Mara was a petite brunette with a gym-honed body....
Kims Auto hielt gerade vor ihrem Haus. "War das wieder ein nerviger Tag", dachte sie sich. Ständig wurde sie auf Autogramme angesprochen und fotografiert. Als ob sie nicht wüsste, dass ihr Popo und ihre Titten für etliche Freaks und Perverse als Wichsvorlage dienen würde. "Aber für heute ist Feierabend", sagte sie sich, als sie ihr Haus...
This is a freaky and sleazy fuck parody... but it ain't real. This is the second chapter of my SEX TV series where I and my girlfriend, Kim Kardashian run a sex channel... Spence Ulchin from the sitcom, The King Of Queens, is in this chapter as well... Enjoy my fellow freaks. I was walking to Kim's office to interview Serena Williams about doing a sports s...
It is Christmas Eve night. Inside a luxurious mansion overlooking Beverly Hills, lavish Christmas decorations adorn the house superbly. Walking up the spiral staircase is a nude slim tanned woman with short, curly hair and an hourglass figure. Her name is Halle, and she is 45 but looks 25. Her ageless heart-shaped face is proving that effortlessly. She stand...
Everyone has secrets, anxieties and insecurities, and I am definitely no exception, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Yasmin Hussein, and I'm a Somali-Canadian Muslim woman living in the City of Ottawa, Ontario. I stand five-foot-ten, curvy and sexy, a fine exemplar of the beautiful Northeast African/Horn of Africa woman. Beauties like me are found in nations...
I started dating Kris Jenner, head of the Kardashian/Jenner clan, several months ago. It mainly was for two reasons. First, I wanted to fuck all her daughters, so I figured it would be easier if I got in good with their mom. Second, I got drunk and horny... and made out with her at a nightclub. We ended up fucking, and she assumed we were gonna start dating,...
I Fuck... I Pimp...I Fuck Some More... My Life My Swagg Your Bitch Is My Bitch... My Life My Swagg You Come In My House... You're Gettin Fucked... My Life My Swagg Bow Down And Accept My Cock As Your Lord And Saviour... My Life My Swagg Looking in the mirror, checking out my new cock ring. It's big, it's cool... It's $250,000. Yep, gold plated, diamond...
THIS IS A PARODY... IT IS NOT REAL I was sitting in Kim Kardashian's house, with her mom, Kris Jenner, waiting for the queen herself to show up. Kris had hired me to remodel Kim's bedroom because I'm the best in the biz, at what I do. I have a long list of celebrity clientele, I have worked with and they all have loved my work. I'm also the best, at anothe...
I stood outside the door of my room and looked down the long hallway of the old hotel. Its dark mahogany walls and bright red carpet were from another era. I could see the figure at the end of the hallway running to me, it was female. She finally stopped when she saw me. "Take me away, Jim...I can't handle this anymore, please help me." she said as she col...
The idea that I might have an easier schedule with the Morrison group than with Artists Unlimited was anything but. To be fair, I was working a lot of assignments but I began to think that Jackie Morrison's idea of me being a producer might not be so bad after all. For now though, I thought it was best to do the job I was hired for and keep my ambitions in c...