I didn't ask to be sucked down the rabbit hole of "Kimye." Hell, it was the nanny agency's idea. I don't even know how they picked my agency, to be honest. Yet for some reason, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian called my agency to find a male nanny for their new baby – North West, as all bloggers and comedians know – and I won the lottery. For the next two-and...
Author's Note: This story is completely fictional and did not happen. All characters and names are fictional and were made up. This series is a spin off to 'Breaking The Internet', a story I wrote last year around this time. The ideas and themes that were introduced in that story will be thoroughly explored through this series. Hope you all enjoy! *******...
Author's note: This is a work of fantasy and as a result doesn't conform to the limitations of reality (safe sex, physics of anal sex, etc). That's why it's erotic fiction rather than a user manual. Feedback and voting is always very much appreciated. Thanks! It had started like any other night at work. But now here he was, in the backseat of a stretch...
Part 3: Romancing Kourtney So now we were getting somewhere. Kourtney was coming into the mix. As ravenous for her as I've always been, I couldn't tip my hand. It would scare both Kim and Kourtney away and I'd be left with just a bra and panties and some tapes of a horny girl sucking and getting fucked. I wanted much more. Two days later Kim phoned me to...
Three of my girlfriends and I decided to go out on a ladies night to a local upscale bar in Monmouth County NJ, that we know and frequent, for a few drinks and some dancing. Beforehand, in a group text we kept joking about what the night might bring. Would it be mild or wild? Of course we chatted about what would wear. We agreed upon a wardrobe theme: tease....
Hot, sexy women in their time were Mimi Rogers, Angie Dickinson, and Helen Mirren Along the way to earning my degree in English, even though I did well in the courses and received A grades, I took a couple of screenwriting courses and learned enough to know that screenwriting wasn't my thing. The first night of class, the professor, who wrote all the screen...
Listening to Imam Yousef Kader's sermon and hearing him condemn Western society for its many excesses, I nodded along with the rest of the brothers. At the Sal Al Din Mosque of West London, England, we were used to harsh sermons from preachers whose views often seem at odds with the times in which we live. Hearing them speak about the decadence of the societ...
"Where's my darling grandson?" "He's upstairs. He hasn't been feeling well. Bridgette is taking care of him." "I bet she is." (Grandmotherly giggling) "She does a great job for my baby." "Yes. She's a talented employee. I'm glad she can help my grandson feel better. I'm more than happy to do that myself though, dear." "I know you are mom... so am I. Don...
IT AIN'T EASY BEING SLEAZY... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS FUN "I like it babe. I think Spence (The King Of Queens) looks sharp." My wife and celebrity stylist Kim Kardashian gives her expert opinion of my goofball cousin's look. He... like I... is a big fan of Leisure Suit Larry, the sleazy, wannabe ladies man, computer/video game character. Spence... along wi...
SEX FICTION SEX IS MY KINGDOM... ALL HAIL ME AND MY COCK FUCKING IS LIVING... SO LIVE LONG AND PROSPER YOUR HORNY ASS OFF Sitting in the kitchen of my mother in law Kris Jenner. I'm waiting for my wife Kim Kardashian. I'm not a fan of waiting around. Even though Kris is on her knees, under the kitchen table, sucking me off. She's pregnant with my child......