Living Life To The Freakiest 01 By : DickThePimp PARODY MEETS FANTASY... PERIOD! TRASHY + SLEAZY × WILD, CRAZY AND FUNNY ÷ PERVERTED = A DAMN GOOD TIME IT'S FUCK O' CLOCK, BITCHES! At 7/11 in Hollywood pumping gas... Ahhhhhhh. "GOD! YOUR COCK IS WRECKING MY PUSSY... AND I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!" "Sweet sweet Gianna pussy. Love ya, big sis." "Love you too...
"OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!" Jamie Lee Curtis leans back, riding my fourteen inch cock, on my brown leather office sofa, while I look at some program notes my wife Kim Kardashian handed me when she walked in about two minutes ago. Jamie Lee's eyes roll back in her head, her body smack dab in the middle of a full body orgasmic spasm. My cock gets that...
Sonia had struck out with her attempts at a celebrity titfight in the weeks after her dual victories in New Orleans, and life back home was settling into its familiar groove. We did enough work to keep ourselves occupied and fulfilled on that front and participated in the snooty social conventions that our neighborhood and financial status required. A new co...
This is a parody. I was kicked back, after an all morning fuck fest with my girl, Kim Kardashian. My cock was pleasantly sore and well pleased. My phone rang. It was an old friend of mine, Shannon Tweed Simmons. We used to fool around, back in the day, but I haven't seen her in a couple of years. She asked me to come over. I told her I was tired, but she in...
Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content. ***** This is fucked up... and it's freaky... and it's a parody Series Theme : Non stop fucked up and freaky sleaze and perversion... No filter... No shits given if it offends... The most twisted and trashiest sex series ever written I wake up in a pool of vomit, piss and pussy juice....
Okay, here's the deal. I've been reading stories on here for a long time. Some I enjoy immensely, some are obvious bull shit, and some I find myself thinking, "I wish that would happen to me." Well, I finally got my wish; something happened that is just too incredible to go without me writing about it. Stuff like this might happen to some of you, but it has...
My name is Wendy Stephania Polydor and I'm a 29-year-old Black woman of Haitian descent living in the City of Boston, Massachusetts. I work as a Nurse at a certain hospital and I am the proud mother of a son, Jefferson, and a daughter, Lilandra. Life as a single mother isn't easy, and the fact that my ex-husband Alan Stephenson, a Boston-area cop, is a miser...
"They look so beautiful together." "Yeah. Some pretty ass white folks." "It runs in the family." "Shittttt... not with you it don't. How the fuck are you related to them? Take a look at them and take a look at your ugly white ass." "Heyyyyy!" "Them...pretty motherfuckers. You... ugly ass, dorky ass motherfucker. Big dick or not." "Heyyy... that's not f...
Why do we all feel the need to flash our naked bodies? Not going as far to deem them whores but Emma's friends, Diane and Carol, were sexually provocative and sexually promiscuous. Never lonely, horny, of sexually unsatisfied, every Saturday night, they always had a date. Every weekend they went out with a different guy. Every weekend, they went dancing, dr...
This is a freaky and sleazy fuck parody... but it ain't real. This is the second chapter of my SEX TV series where I and my girlfriend, Kim Kardashian run a sex channel... Spence Ulchin from the sitcom, The King Of Queens, is in this chapter as well... Enjoy my fellow freaks. I was walking to Kim's office to interview Serena Williams about doing a sports s...