Hollywood Trash By : DickThePimp "Damn... Fuck, you got a big dick! Where's your wife? UHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" "Which one?" "God damn!!! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! Either one. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" "Don't know... probably fucking somewhere. They're all sluts. Just like I like 'em." My dick's throbbing so...
JOB DESCRIPTIONS Hi there, my name is Igor Stiffpounder, and I'm a diener. No, make that a senior assistant diener. I was promoted last month. In other words, I work with the dead. However, most of my deceased helpmates just lollygag around and are of no help whatsoever. Sometimes I almost feel as though I'm working solo. That's one of the reasons I've go...
"I'm telling you, it's a real fetish," John Sanjust said. John and Mario Vailati stood on a metal gantry overlooking a large, circular glass tank. "Nah, you're yanking my chain," Vailati said. "Rule 34. If it exists, there is porn of it somewhere on the internet." "Yeah, but—" "Google it," John said. "You'll find tons of pictures." "I don't get it. Wha...
Everything was a jumble of lights and sounds. I still couldn't move, my legs were numb and I had no way of knowing what had happened. I felt some movement and voices both hysterical and commanding around me. "What's your name?" "Can you move your arms?" "Courthouse is in lockdown!" "Move this one over!" "Have three confirmed in the courtroom." I couldn...
I felt my body drop from within and it seemed like the room was spinning. No words came from me only a hoarse whisper. "H-h-h-how?" was all I could say "Sometime before midnight he had an altercation with someone outside Hidden Treasure, I guess it's a dance club." "Marty..." I mumbled "Oh god..." "What?" "Marty O'Brien, was it Marty O'Brien?" Roger lo...
"Pumpkin" And so, the afternoon went briskly to evening and Theresa packed her light clothes into her favorite gym bag. She prepared for the camp weekend with Dustin. It was something she looked forward to over the past week. Still, despite her excitement on the trip, she had some second thoughts. Her glimmer in her henna eyes suddenly dimmed. "Oh, what am...
Michael is a good friend of nearly 20 years. We grew up together, and have stayed in touch over the years. Michael is a driven professional, working hard, playing hard, and not knowing much in between. This is based on a story he told me, told here in first person, about a crazy experience he had on a recent trip. The names have been changed, but gist of the...
Authors Note: This story is an extension of the American version of The Office. Specifically, it chronicles the sexual awakening of Pam Beesley, one of the main characters. The story will come in three parts, this being the first installment. This being my first attempt at erotic literature, and thus my first attempt at fan fiction, I welcome constructive cr...
I would like to acknowledge my beautiful co-writer and editor Mistress Joscelyn for her fine work in making this story possible. Thanks, you are one in a million Girl. * It would be an easy detail. That's what my Supervisor told me. Whether he knew it or not, he lied. It turned out to be, not only a game changer, but a life changer as well. But I am getti...
WARNING: This is a dark story featuring cheating, humiliation, and betrayal of people who probably don't deserve it. It also features descriptions of extreme body types that may not appeal to the average reader. If these things do not appeal to you, I suggest you look elsewhere. And remember: this is just a fantasy. Treat the people in your life with love...