Keeping it simple... And freaky... Parody... Offensive, but fun... For perverted entertainment purposes only... It's fuck time, bitches... You ever freak a bitch while your sweet mama makes you breakfast? I did just now. My girl Rosario Dawson strolled her fine Puerto Rican ass into the kitchen all nude and shit... Except for her gold and diamonds FREAK ch...
It was rare that I took any time off from my work with Chris. It seemed everywhere we went was work-related. I finally drew the line when things slowed down for us. We'd done a long national tour with Tigress and followed them around on any other events they were at. Our work on the film "Sunshine Dreamer" had taken us to San Francisco, and then there was th...
(Please Note: This is only a Fantasy story about this celebrity and should not imply any actual Behavior) * Kimberly Noel Kardashian: Born: Tuesday, October 21, 1980 Los Angeles Ca, Height 5:3 Measurement 35D-26-40 Enthnicity, American, Armenian. Nickname Princess "Kim come on over baby I have a surprise planed for you tonight.' "Oh Ray J 'what's m...
Please give me the support of your vote. * Tiffany takes Walter to a very exclusively private, secret celebrity, swinging hideout where only the rich and famous play all night and have sex with other celebrities. Saturday night and with Bill, Tiffany's husband, getting to know Linda, Walter's wife much better sexually, Walter and Tiffany were out for an...
Beautiful Depravity 03 By : DickThePimp "My gorgeous son in law. If only you weren't married to my oldest daughter." "I'm next in line, mom." "No... I'm next. If James and Kim split up, I get him next." "Says who?" "Says me!" "Girls. Please. I'm your mother... so I get him. That's the rules. So relax." "Excuse me?" Kim walks into her mom's living roo...
This is all fan fiction, it is not meant to take real. All characters in this story are above 18. *** Cara Delevingne and Kendall Jenner had been besties for a long time, there were even rumors the two dated. But neither of them ever confirmed it so it was up to people's imagination. However Cara spent a lot of time at the Kardashian mansion, she was like...
Freaks, Geeks And Porn 01 By : DickThePimp "He's a virgin. So take it easy on him. Don't wanna scare him off." "Mmmmmmmmm. God, I love your cock, sweetheart. My gorgeous son." I wink up at my mom (Kelly Madison). "We'll make sure he's fine, babe. Don't worry." Kim licks my left nipple, sucking hard on my piercing. "Yes, babe. We'll take good care of hi...
"I missed this," I thought I heard. With my face buried in Kat Dennings' bursting cleavage, I could be forgiven for not hearing her right. Nevertheless, I chose to believe I heard her right and said, "Me too," although I probably made it hard for her to hear me. "Well, doy," I heard a little better. At that point, I finally lifted my head out of her chest,...
"Would you rather be gay and rich or straight and poor?" asked Kyle. As high school boys, we all replied with an enthusiastic, "Straight and poor!" I don't know how it always gets to this no matter what the subject. We end up asking Would You questions and it always ends up bizarre. A pretty good question hit me. "Would you eat a guy's ass but the reward w...
"So... Megyn... what do you think about my idea to spice things up around here?" "What about you Gretchen?" "Uh huh... and you Katie?" I'm leaning back in my very comfy office chair, asking my three main ladies Gere at the Network how they feel about my idea of having a fan raffle each day, so a lucky fan can come up to Fuck You TV and fuck their favorite...